People Care!
These be just some of the folks that deliver messeges of love to me mailbox everyday. Me just had to answer all of them.
Scary Monster?Me Crista be on the blink. Me will try breakfast in bed.
Leslye Ramsdell Njilrepe - Make her worship your Sharky Hofer.
This could be Nigerian fer the deep water muff diving.
Mehrdad Sheridan uoknu - Ever felt like you don't measure up? Buy a ruler and ....
What? Shove it up someone's ass today? Good advice! Me gonna get right on it.
Elmeri manahan Riasitok - Well done! you’ve just found the best kept secret to enlarge your penis on the net!
Is there a secret to enlarging one's penile protrusion? Me must be a genius to have figgered it out when me were eleven.
shirley- hi from shirley - Hi, i am here sitting in the internet caffe. Found your email and decided to write. I am 25 with a desire to enlarge your cock.
Thanks but the coop needs to be renovated first.
Hamit Kernea nevjirwt - Penis enlargement is very important for a man who wants better sex life.
Hamit. Thanks fer the advice, but me gonna look fer a woman whose womb ain't streched out.
Mikkel Danek Emulsion - why not stand out from the crowd and enlarge your manhood?
Why not stand in the middle of a crowd and enlarge the old woodpecker.
Cecelia Peck Obese - ever since i added 3 inches, my cock attracts all the babes now
Thanks, but iffin me added 3 inches to me obesity, then me would only attract fat lesbians like you.
Maison friendub - in a perfect world we would all have big dicks but you dont!
So this is actual proof that the world ain't perfect??? Glad me could help.
Lauralee lucia Amadavat - A bigger cock will always be better!
Not iffin ya livin in Lilliput it ain't!!
Winfred burroughs - With a larger penis you penetrate more sensitive areas of the woman
Her ego, the armpit, the back of her neck, her earlobes? Me just wants enough muff.
Kristen Kellner Ttoosima - I always wanted a bigger penis, so did my wife, Traballa.
Hope ya both find what yer lookin fer!
Natalija DiLisi Keiteob - become the ultimate pleasure machine.
An offer to become a Ferrari, yeah!!!!!!!!!!
Maureen Taber Zsegnaseg - Many men want to improve their schlong size.
Many schlongs want to improve their man size.
Coliope Schulmeister Popudopulous - she said- htpissn huippute iaenista iaicsafs
Sorry it's all greek to me.
Duke neikov Effeppalsfa - are you un-satisfied with your penis size?
Nope, but Me be unsatisfied with me ejaculatory accuracy.
Quinton Lever Atsuskam - sup ? It is the size of ones penis which determines success.
Me wanker banker said the same thing the other day.
Hynek Ngai Hhoektand - hello again dinky dingle. she might give you another chance if you improve you penis size :)
Nice of you to provide a smiley face at the end of that sentence, you smarmy bastard. And nobody calls the Monster's manhood by it's first name!
Marcio Liggett Jaergssel - hello love every guy wants big dick and so do you.
Sorry. Me heard that line in san Francisco 10 years ago and it didn't work then.
Chuck Foticeohat - Hallo. If the candle has been blown out of your sex, you need some extra penis length.
What for? To balance me birthday cake on?
Deitric Rollings Serrefte - hey shes wants you tiger, but first you need to add some inches to your dick.
An Irish bull is always pregnant.
Kahlil Bottini - hello there! save your marriage quickly before she walks out the door, you need a bigger ...
Bank Account?
Burke jankowsk Fullassu - hello hello you can turn the switch on everytime with an enlarged cock
Me does just fine with me finger.
Kauko Heuser Outgang - save the money you spend on hoes and get all the girls with a big dick.
Look. Me said it were HO's and me were playin Santa!
Murilo Rheinfeld Shireen - hello friend you can still fit your cock in even after you have added 3 inches.
Me no goin in there. That be more scary than Scary Monster.
Hargav Hollyehiappari - hello monstor let your dick do all the talking, just make it bigger!
A Penis ventriloquist act. Me gonna take it out on the road.
Lineham Kerabtiy - Hallo if you fuck really bad it must be your cock size, take a look
It could also be because Me be a truly bad fuck.
Astrid Leduc- whatz craken rest assured that your dick will be bigger soon!
Waitin... Waitin.... Still fuckin waitin!
Adel Kovacevic - hello beautiful just because its small doesn't mean it has to stay that way
Yes it does.
NINA Llaherif - wots up, great news! you can really add 3 inches to your cock size.
Fabulous. Can ya add three zeroes to me bank statement?
This stuff came to ya almost unedited and unadulterated, but you already knowing that, huh.
Gonna go wash me claws now.
Mo no got no sensibilities left.
10 comments:
There's a lot of gals out there who want you to have a bigger, greener, monster-weiner.
The masses have spoken. Buy one of the kits and chart your growth right here on your blog.
Errr...well at least you don't get the adds for breast enlargement too! That would be one funny looking monster!
xx
pinks
Me wouldn't mind expanding me cock. Me was thinking of adding a den and a guest bedroom. SQUIRT!
Doc.~ Good idea, buddy. Me will call it the millimeter project.
Pink~ Me always deletes them. Me breasts are far too big as it is.
Mr. Dyckerson~ Iffin ya did that you'd hafta buy a new clown suit.
SPROING!
You get loads of some kinda lovin'.
I never read my mailbox love. Does that make me frigged?
Burke jankowsk Fullassu - hello hello you can turn the switch on everytime with an enlarged cock
Me does just fine with me finger.
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Well THAT'S a relief. I was worried that you'd have The Clapper by now!
I get those too. And I don't even have a penis. I assume they think I want one.
I get those enlargement offers, too. And I get even more offers for Viagra and stuff to, you know, enhance it once I get the enlargement.:)
Yep, I get Viagra ads, and penis enlargement ones too. My favorite was the one that said, "Your dick is like a child's snack sausage" or something along those lines.
Man! All I ever get is shite trying to sell me drugs I don't take, entice me into romance with strangers I don't need, supposed 'coupons' for shops I don't patronize, and about twenty to thirty offers for free ringtones each day.
Thanks for the morning laughs.
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