Dumb as Dogshit
Ironic, ain't it that as soon as me makes a statement about tryin to post everyday it be seeming that me gone done did a disappearing act.
Well the Monster got heself into a little bit of a jam and spent the weekend at the graybar hotel compliments of the local constabulary.
The only problem with gettin out of the jailhouse be that now me be in the dog house and that be far more guilt inducing.
At least the food is better.
Two days cooling me heels gave me enough time to come up with a new Cabo tale. Gimme a few days to work out the kinks and the little pink frog will come a visitin.
22 comments:
Eh?
Monster speak no easy to understand.
Methinks you be in mess of trouble with vixen for doing something dumb as doggie doo.
Me just guessing that is.
Stomp?
Hope it all clears up soon.
xx
pinks
Were you trying to sneak a peek at Paris?
Yowzer, Scary mon! You still in the doghouse? Should I send some kibble?
Better days ahead, my friend.
STOMP.
Ruh-Roh. Bad Monster. You need a spanking as punishment.
oh, damn, scarey monster!!dont they know they should NEVER put monsters in jail...they'll pay for it someday...
Pink~ Dumb as doggie do be me. Me kinda gave a guy a whack up side the head that Me thought he deserved and well....
Kanrei~ Yikes bein in the hooscow be bad enough, but the idea of spendin it with Paris would scare me even more.
SJ~ Thanks, but no. It ain't kibble that me be needin, but brains. Ya wouldn't have any spare ones lyin around, would ya?
adw~ You be a kinky one, ya? Me thought so. Come on by and we can spank anytime.
libby~ That's what Me told them!!!!!
I had to read that twice. I thought you wrote "gay bar hotel".
I heard jails over there are even more degrading than the stateside ones, because tradition requires one to bow and express appreciation after each sexual assault.
Hopefully that's just a myth. And hopefully no one forceably tried to "Enter the Dragon".
I'm laughing and crying at the same time...SCARY!!! what did you do.... oh YOU! Glad you are ok now and accountable..
Jeez PW..you crack me up..to no end
I KNEW you were Paris Hilton. I just knew it!
How'd Mrs. Sco Mo take that?
Cap'n~ Over here that would be the Glay Bar Hoteru... It ain't friday yet, is it?
Pug~ Sorry to dissapoint you puggers. No encounters with the fists of fudgepacking.
leelee!~ Good ta see you again.
Did you get a line on the tweezers?
Me edumacated a fellow on proper social etiquette is all.
Corn dog Impossible Me tells ya. She keeps her brains in a Louis Vitton handbag while mine are wrapped up in a plain brown wrapper.
Me think you best not be droppin' the soap. BOINK!
I haven't seen any spare brains lying around. Which is probably a good thing, because I'd pick them up and play with them.
Thank God you got sprung before you had to take a shower.:-)
Oof. Not so good.
Leaves me feeling like I dodged a bullet myself, though. Last time I tried to teach someone some etiquitte (an adult, I mean), I was at a bar watching this guy make these lewd and gross gestures behind the back of one of my friends. I leaned over and popped him on the shoulder, and I yelled over the music, "You don't have to be an ass, you know."
He looked up at me sheepishly and apologized. The police were not involved, and I see now that I am exceptionally lucky. I would NOT make good jail fodder, being weak by nature.
Hope you're ok and not permanently besmirched by your brief sojurn in the big house.
Cool Hand Monster, eh?
Mr. Dykerson~ Me were in a "Koban" A micro version of a police station and me don't even think they had a shower.
SJ~ Actually the cops were really pleasent. Me ain't never been treated so nice in the lock up.
Greeny~ That be pretty much what happened except the guy were a little more free with his hands, so me replied in kind.
tfg~ Yup me ate 50 california rolls .
BURP.
Asshole!
Oh, you bad, bad boy.
That won't help your presidential campaign...
goodness... I leave for 2 weeks and you have gone and gotten yourself in a heep of trouble...
silly monster, fighting is for sissys. Real monsters use their words (and wisely I might add) as they pack a stronger and longer lasting punch!
lol to Grunt and Variant e!
Glad you are outta the slammer big guy... it may not help your presidential campaign, but its good for that bad boy image for sure! lmao... i mean...stomp =]
boy.
posting on a daily basis is tough enough, alright...
... but this is way worse than writers block.
B-|
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