Birds of different feathers
There are several layers to life on the blog and one needs to have people that fit into various categories to fill out the spaces that yer own blogging don't cover. That's why on this weeks SYCOPHANTIC SUNDAY Me will give you an intro to a couple of bloggers who are quite different from me yet provide a reader with plenty of reasons to peruse their pages.
First on Me list be: Confessions of a Bottle Blonde. The second thing you be noticing about this girl is just how human she is. The first order of humour is the ablity to poke fun at yerself and Bottle Blonde be doin that with style. Go forth and visit, you'll laugh. You'll giggle. You'll stare at her amazing breasts.
BottleBlondeNo.2 and me does mesan "Number two" here. Hot like us. Me can't figger out exactly what be goin on here. The creator of this place (and me believes it be the work of a single person.) has what could be a great idea: four girls contributing to asses the inanity of the blogworks. Yet the only thing that's come of it has been childish attacks and vapidity of gargantuan proportions. Iffin they visit, expect nastiness.
Me likes em cuz "they" be posting nekkid pictures of themselves to attract old bastids like the Monster. Angela claims to be the smart one of the group. That alone is worth a vist for the laughs you will get.
Have a stompin good time!
Me no wonderin what makes the world a wacky place.
20 comments:
Nursing a hangover?
Not me... only people who stop drinking get hangovers and I never stop drinking. Also I do heroin every day so that helps!!
HA HA, instead of ASSESS you said ASSES.
Me want a nekkid picture of Bottle Blonde too. DROOL!
Well, we all know your weak spot. What they hell am I saying? Like nakedness isn't every man's weakness; D
Thanks a lot for bringing to attention the BottleBlond!!! She is part of my blogroll already... (another that will wait for my comment, who will appears once in while... ;-()
But the other link? Hmmm... not my kind of chicks... sorry... ;-)) It's probably a generational missunderstanding... ;-)
I would leave one of my usual witty comments, but all I can think of is finishing the comment to go check out the nekkid blogger-sluts.
Gledwood~ Welcome to the Monster's lair. Be warned that me comment lines change with every post.
Mr.Dyckerson. Thank you for editing me spelling and punctuation.
Me will be leaving it there just for you, so everyone may learn to see the genius that is Dyckerson.
Nessa~ More like me strong point, ya? Me knows a couple of ladies who enjoy nudity. Hmmm gots to get them all together and throw a party.
Searabbit~ Iffin you find 'hot like us' distasteful then it is a sign of intelligence not problem with the difference in age.
Dr.Noisewater~ Just be careful out there young man. dem bitches will try to immasculate ya.
STOMP.
stopmy, I totally agree with you on bottle blonde. She is such a wonderful shining light in the blog land.
But the other girl? Angela? I've been over there and I think she is loving the attention. She says some really nasty, insipid things to people and she is getting so much attention for it. I think her mother needs to slap her one!
BBH~ Me not even sure that she be a 'she'. The blog looks too contrived too be real.
Iffin it is real then the best me can do is sit back and look upon these women with awe and fascination. For they are living proof that human life can indeed live without a brain.
STOMP.
'Angela's' blog is turning into my own guilty pleasure. It's so unbelievably vapid that it can't possible be real, I refuse to believe there are people out there so ignorant...but I can' stop checking it.
...i weep for the future... :-(
What a nice blog Mr. Monster! I shall check our bottle blonde! I am sure that your friend Angela is doing her best by the way - but she does not seem to be very literate...
Oestrebunny~ Welcome to the Monster's House. Me recons the stupidity be the attraction.
Libby~ Save yer tears. Iffin ya start now, the'll be no end to it.
Mutley~ Thanks fer dropping by and for the compliment, but in the future it's just 'Scary'. We all be rather informal around here.
FYI "Angela" doesn't seem to be a friend of anyone's tread carefully around her.
STOMP.
Angela and friends seem to have died...
INGSOC~ Me wouldn't be too sure of that. Many Nasty viruses incubate before they attack. Me believes thet she be dormant.
STOMP.
scary monster: what are you talking about? of course bottle blonde is a girl - she's more girl than most of the girl bloggers around here! and contrived? no way, I wouldnt' believe it for a second. I love that chick, so keep your sticky mitts off a her. She's all mine, baby!
Oooohhh I looove me a sycophantic monster. And my breasts love you, too! As a matter of fact, they’re clapping for you right now (kinda like ass clapping but with nipples).
You are too kind to me, Scary Monster. Indeed, I owe you a slew of naked pics of my big, voluptuous milky ... hemorrhoids! ;-)
{{{BIG BREASTED HUG FOR YOU}}}
Betty-girl, I love you! You came to my rescue like a true friend. Just for that, I’m giving you a big, wet sloppy kiss. And you know I’m all yours.
Now I could be wrong, but I think Scary is referring to the girl on that other site as possibly being a man. Am I right Scary? Tell me I’m right, or you don’t get explicit pics of the ‘roids!
BBH&BB~ there were two people thet the Monster be writtin about. One nice and the other not. Hence the title of the post. Ms. Boob the only requirement to be a member of the Monster squad it to read the drivel which be written here carefully. Mrs. Blonde Me did indeed describe you in loving sensual terms while describing the Britney wannabe in the lowest of terms.
STOMP.
I thought you said that you werent' sure if "she be a she and her blog is too contrived to be real" and I thought you meant BOTTLE BLONDE but now I see you were referring to my comment about Angela.
It was why I was so confused - and a bit cross you would you say about BB, after giving her such a cool write-up.
I am sending you both MASSIVE boob hug apologies, I'm really sorry I read it wrong and then created a kurfuffle. Next time I keep my self out of things, or read the fine print a little better instead of jumping ten feet high in reaction.
sorry monster. I feel low.
BBH~ Don't worrry about it. This is after all, only blogging.
Betty, you are the bomb. I loves ya. That's all that matters.
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