Do you really want another post?
Darling you gotta let me know...
Now that me got that outta me system. Had one of them ear thingys that kanrei often talks about.
Strange phrases that Me has actually said to people:
Me be gaijin of course Me cain't see me eyebrows. Me gots occipital lobes.
Look, Me be sorry fer all the things that aren't going well in yer life, but me has a too much of me own shit to worry about right now.
Iffin ya could go back in time you still wouldn't make a difference. Just because you know how to load a DVD don't mean you know anything about them.
Yeah, fuck me knows it's ugly, but it's been with me fer such a long time that Me has actually grown fond of him.
Me didn't come here to listen to yer jokes; just pull me a beer, OK?
How come most people can remember the most amazing facts, yet forget that they done gone and told you the same damn story three times this week?
Feel free to add some of yer own...
STOMP.
Me no drink outta styrofoam cups.
Now that me got that outta me system. Had one of them ear thingys that kanrei often talks about.
Strange phrases that Me has actually said to people:
Me be gaijin of course Me cain't see me eyebrows. Me gots occipital lobes.
Look, Me be sorry fer all the things that aren't going well in yer life, but me has a too much of me own shit to worry about right now.
Iffin ya could go back in time you still wouldn't make a difference. Just because you know how to load a DVD don't mean you know anything about them.
Yeah, fuck me knows it's ugly, but it's been with me fer such a long time that Me has actually grown fond of him.
Me didn't come here to listen to yer jokes; just pull me a beer, OK?
How come most people can remember the most amazing facts, yet forget that they done gone and told you the same damn story three times this week?
Feel free to add some of yer own...
STOMP.
Me no drink outta styrofoam cups.
11 comments:
Didn't you post this one before?
"Iffin ya could go back in time you still wouldn't make a difference."--True, you wouldn't make a difference in this reality, for this reality already has you slotted for a backward jump in time. You could, however, influence a parallel reality.
"Yeah, fuck me knows it's ugly, but it's been with me fer such a long time that Me has actually grown fond of him."--That's a line my girlfriends have often said to their girlfriends.
"Me didn't come here to listen to yer jokes; just pull me a beer, OK?"--My main draw would be the beer. But I always like jokes.
Maybe I'll start a joke meme.
Some of my own:
"If you can fly all night from LA and find NY in the dark, you can find my luggage."
"It's impossible to forget a woman when you buy her an expensive present using a secured credit card." (At 19.5% interest, you'll remember her at least once a month, for many years.)
"Did you know that boomerangs are coming back?"
'Iffin ya could go back in time you still wouldn't make a difference. Just because you know how to load a DVD don't mean you know anything about them.'
So if you don't want to see the same thing happen, change it for the future. If you don't change it, get used to it. It won't change but your attitude can.
Sun~ Me might say a lot of stupid things and they could seem very similar, but me only lets the vapidity slip out once; and in utterly original ejaculations.
X~ Them weren't meant to bre funny.
Emertron~ Iffin ya have to explain the joke, it just ain't funny no more.
STOMPIN.
Yeah, fuck me knows it's ugly, but it's been with me fer such a long time that Me has actually grown fond of him.
That's no way to talk about your penis. I'm sure he's a good looking fella.
Hey, at least your earworm is one rockin' tune.
Why is Quantum Mechanics easier to understand than Women's emotions?
"If you don't shut up, I'm going to beat you in the head with your own walker."
Bottle, well played!
Jokes about a green monster's penis have always been funny to me.
Me shall help you with Crushed's answers as me thinking scary is a man.
Maybe because you are more interested in Quantum Mechanics.
Great post Scary but I don't get it.
Bottle Blonde~ Nice jibe there girl. Don't do it again or Me will pluck out yer pubes with a pair of zircon encrusted tweezers.
Camille~ Me be a rockin Monster, sweetie.
INGSOC~ Who said wimmins emotions were difficult to comprehend. OK, Mebbe they are, but me don't spend any time tryin to figure them out.
Corn Dog~ Me thinks it would be more efficacious to Krazy glue the walker to the pavement and then just watch them have a stroke while trying to wrestle it free.
Dr. Noisewater~ Me too. Except when they are made by the Vixen.
Ubermouth~ Scary Monster be much more than a man! As far as the posts go the only thing to "get" is what yer own imagination brings to the table.
!PMOTS
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