Weevils runnin all over Me
There be one thing Me don't like and that is to lose. Me don't take anything away from the victor. Me just wants to be the one with a smile on he face at the end of the day.
Me got me ass handed to me today in a round of golf and let me tell you, humble pie tastes like doo doo.
Strange course with tons of hazards, both wet and dry and Me seemed to find Me way into many of them. Kinda sounds like a bad first date where ya thought you were gettin lucky, but found out beleezebub were yer partner.
The Vixen be havin a pretty good time plenty of great food and a whole household filled with chatty women who tell the dirtiest stories about their husbands. Me don't know what the vixen be sayin cuz when Me show up she gets all quiet like, but Me ears are burnin and itchin something fierce.
Things here feel so good that we've decided to stay another day. It be too hot to go to the beach and Me wants to get me revenge on the links. Me better do just that cause iffin Me woman finds out how much money Me lost today, she gonna find a new use for a nine iron.
Me no need a bustid head.
19 comments:
Ya know, for someone who is supposed to be MIA this week, you sure are posting quite a bit =P.
Tell Vixen to use the Sand Wedge - it inflicts more damage with less energy output.
I can't believe that you got your ass handed to you AND you had to eat humble pie on the same day. That sucks.
I love this play by play of your "time away"...it's almost as good as being there!
:-)
somebody actually had the guts to beat you at golf? no way!!
Weevils?
Golf. 4 letter word. That says it all.
Kanrei~ Don't you just love the world of mobile communications.
ADW~ Me believes she will use the car. It infolicts considerably more damage and she can make her getaway at the same time.
Ms. Singleton~ One kinda goes with the other, ya?
leelee~ Me be livin the life of Reily. Just wanted to do the Monsterous thang and share it.
Libby|~ Had the guts? They laughed and joked about it the entire time. AARRRRGGH!
Camille~ Yup. Weevils!
Corn Dog~ Speaking of four letter words. it were decided that anyone who uses one; in any language, would get penalized a stroke. Me didn't even get the pleasure of cussing out Me mishaps.
STOMP & STOMP Again.
As long as there are no weevils in the sand trap, carry on. I'll bet you hand somebody else's butt to him tomorrow. Man, that's rough about the no cussing rule, though.:)
Me loves the golf. Me favorite part is when the ball goes through the windmill. PUTT!
LOL about the chatty women telling secrets! :D Been there done that! :P It's pretty funny what some of them will tell- and then you either spend the rest of the night thinking your man is pretty cool- or the biggest freak in the house.
However, there have been times when I'm pretty sure the real freak was me!
:P
I have a friend who is a club pro and it shames me to say that none of that has helped my golf game.
I'll be back later on with my golf joke,
I'm not a golfer but I will say that no matter how ugly your destination city might end up being, you can probably always find an escape from it at a golf course.
To quote MI:2 (a bad movie with one great line)- It ain't vacation if they can reach you.
I'm with Libby... I cant believe someone beat you! Dont they know who you are??? hehehe
Sounds like you are having a great time! Good luck winning back your money! =]
I spent three days on a conference at a golf resort. It rained the whole time. Iffin you ask Serena nicely maybe she'll wonk the weather for you. She conjures sunshine when absolutely necessary! Why not a little rain when you are winning so you can end the winner?
xx
pinks
Flossie's going to miss you, right?
Hope so~
LOL... Watch out for that 9 iron! Also... Beer will make nasty humble pie taste go away.
This is my first visit to your blog. I laughed. Thank you! I needed that. I am adding you onto my blog roll!
Drop by sometime!
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