A Return to Purity or a Lazy Linkfest. You decide.
Guess what? Me didn't STOMP anyone yesterday. Yeah, Me knows, big fuckin deal. Yet it is and it's given me an idea. A stupid plan that maintains Me ludicrousness, (say that word ten times fast) will return me to a state of purity and possibly get me a movie deal like Morgan Spurlock.
Over the next few weeks, Me be going to remove one vice at a time from me day to day existence to see if me general physical, emotional, psychological and spiritual sense of well being improves. A Scary Monster type Twelve Step Program that will allow you to have that 'Holier than thou' attitude with yer friends and fellow blogger buds.
The first thing that were removed were sex. Tha' were unintentional, Me got married and the rest happened naturally. (Mebbe Me should get one o' them rings, ya.)
Now me doin the evil weed. No, not that one, the other one. Tobacco. and me must say so far so good.
Starting today Me will now become a dry Monster. No more pink elephants for me, thanky you.
Imagine a Scary tee totaler, if you will. Politely stomping he way around the city unafraid to get behind the wheel of a car no matter how dangerous little lambkins believes it to be out there.
Soon, very soon, Me will be following the advice of the late Dr. Atkins and remove all sugar and carbohydrates from me diet. Me feels like me be on the road to Wellville, insanity or quite possibly sainthood.
Me don't know when me will try to eliminate caffeine from me body. That will probably be the last to go.
Do you have any other DETOX ideas? Any ideas at all, even stupid ones, will be welcome so ask yer friends and get some good advice fer me.
STOMP.
Me no lost Me purpose.
17 comments:
I loved all your links.
You're going to scorn me and say this is really stupid. I swear yoga works wonders. I'm shitty at it and lazy as hell, but when I do the yoga by myself for at least 30 minutes 5 days a week, everything is better, especially my mood and my ability to get stuff done.
How about single-handed surfing?
(runs away)
Joining my club, are you? Of your own volition? I still eat sugar though. It's my only vice. No coffee, or cigs or booze.
This white as snow template is a strange one. The blinding black was weird but I got used to it.
Thanks Camille. Actually Me goes to the dojo to get me head in tune. A friend does yoga and although it looks very peaceful it also caused me more pain than Aikido.
Warrior~ Me always surfs single handedly. Me applies the other one to different uses.
Corn Dog~ Me just seein what happens when Me removes these things from me lifestyle. Me don't know how long me gonna stick with it, but Me is gonna find out fer meself iffin things are different or not.
STOMP
I've given up cigs, and alcohol as well..for many years now. (I'm NOT giving up on the nookie though..it's the only really fun thing left) I feel good. I started working out when I turned 37..I figured if time wasn't gonna stand still and I was going to be 40 soon, I wouldn't go down without a fight! I feel good and look not bad (iff'n I do say so meeself) for a woman now approaching 50 - OMG - shit.. Oh well!
Scary, that's one heck of a plan you've got going on. I'm not sure it's such a good idea to give everything up at once, but what do I know? I'm sending you a whole truck load of good vibes and wishing you every success.:)
Sounds extreme to me. I would guess that you'd feel a lot worse before you started feeling better--usually that happens with tobacco and sugar, anyway--but what do I know about how monsters metabolize?
The giving-up-sex bit makes me wonder if you're not just trying to kill yourself slowly...
Um, guys, Me wouldn't take things here all that seriously.
Me do want to clean up and me gonna be strict with me self for a while, but the only way you'll live to be a hundred years old is if ya give up all the things that make ya want to!
Me just tryin to figger out where me can tweak things and what vices be worth keepin.
STOMP
I hold all of my vices close to my chest.
It makes my boobs look bigger. (=
Make a list (check it twice) of all your percieved vices. Some are just too fun to lose while others really serve no purpose in the long run. Pick one to lose for every one you pick to keep. Drop cigarettes if you smoke pot. Drop caffine if you want to booze.
Balance is the key. To deprive yourself of the reasons to live makes living a long life punishment, not joy. Would you rather live forever or have a wonderful life?
Of course all this goes out the window once you reach 50...no offense leelee =P
OH NO Kanrei..SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!!!!!! double shit now!! I still have 14 months to really live then..BRING DEM VICES ON!!
I'm a glutton so I can't think of any vices to give up. I can't even stop watching Miami Vice.
Kanrei~ Me be comin over right now! Spark that doobie and pop spiderman into yer playstation.
leelee~ You are vice incarnate. Me would break at least twenty commandments to chill out with you!
Ryan~ Just can't imagine you dressed up as either Crockett or Tubbs
stomp.
Beat Spiderman. Playing Ninja Gaiden now, but the doob is rolled and waiting.
I used to dress like Crockett in middle school. Don't ask.
You totally made my day Scary!!!!!!!
BIG SMILES!!!!!!!!!!
I was going to suggest caffiene, but to be honest the entire project makes me shiver in terror. My vices are what keep me sane. Seriously.
Thanks for the shout-out, Green Buddy!
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