Me has weird dreams
Me tryin to get this blog set up so Me can post by cell phone.
Me don't know why blogger hasn't set things up with Japanese systems.
Here in Japan the entire country runs on the damn things.
But our phones don't talk to yours and vice versa.
Things would be simpler iffin companies, computers and electronic systems would interface smoothly.
Of course Me has been sayin the same thing about people since Me started this thing.
At least ten times a day Me thinks about some stupid event in either me personal history or in current events that just leave me bewildered. Trying to discuss them with most people just leaves them with the impression that me is a crazy bastid. There be one student who comes into the school who gets what me be talking about. The other teachers and some of the Japanese staff think he's nuts. Me likes him. We talk about all kinds of "stupid" things like: the real value of money or new ways to go back in time. The guy is slightly off center, but then again; the same be often said about me.
Me feels that it be time to take a little trip through the countryside. Next week me gonna bring me mountain bike to me in-laws place and go for some day rides into areas that have never seen the Monster before. Me can expect one of two different reactions. Fear or curiosity. Me be hopin fer the latter. it makes fer a better story.
Me is tryin to get me head on straight, so recent posts and the look of the blog has suffered a little from me inability to deal with the real world. Real world, heh, what a joke.
Although me do seem to be a little messed up, never fear; Scary Monster always finds he way back from the puddle of preposterousness (Say that word ten times fast).
Me no done, doin this here thing.
18 comments:
NO WAY am I the first! NO WAY!
Geez Louise. You have had 4 posts since I last had a chance to read???
Wow.
Sorry I been neglecting the monster blog.
Off to Nairobi tomorrow. see you soon Stompy!
xx
pinks
So how do you travel back in time? Because I've always wanted to.
This has been on my mind as well. Possibly because of a really cool Twilight Zone I had never seen before I recently saw, but it has. I was thinking maybe time travel already is. I mean, if it is going to ever happen and people have traveled backwards then it has happened already. History cannot be changed ever by those travelling back however simply because no one would ever believe them.
Think like this- On Sept 10, 2001 a man comes to warn the world of the tragic events of the next day. He would be laughed at and called insane. Two planes hitting the WTC? ON 9/12 he would be under arrest as part of the attack. Either way, history is not changed and the attack happens every time.
PS- The deleted was me. Too many typos in the original. There are word cops about.
You need some kind of break Monster, you're burning at both ends... Please take care...
sm, interesting...sometimes it's awfully hard to talk to someone that has no clue what you're about, or what's worse, they don't care!
A good ride on the mountain bike and you can think about a lot. I do that while running too. Of course these days, I'm too busy vacationing to be doing any of those thoughts. Oh, time for another. See ya mid August.
All in all, I think your head's on pretty tight, but a break will do you good. It's been a while since you took a trek. I think you'll get much more curiosity than fear. Enjoy yourself!
Camille, baby. It happens to everyone sooner or later. deep breaths, deep breaths and relax now...
Pink~ One is not required to be present for each and every post.
Enjuoy yer trip and don't forget to bring me some scams when you return.
D/S~ Well, we haven't worked all the kinks out, but me imagines it not what you and Kanrei be imagining.
Folks the quesstion is not whether you can physically go back in time, but can you be back in time right now?
Kanrei~ You shouln't worry about typos. Me has a really cool collection of them in a file me keeps on me desktop.
Grrrl~ Thank you Jean, will do. {{{Hug}}}
libby~ Me gets that alla time, now me wonderin iffin me be givin the very same thing.
Varient E~ Yeah, Me be looking forwards to the rides, but me would rather be stompin aroung like you e doin. Thanks fer reminding us all that you be travelling all over the world. Hey, you got a lemon? I just got a paper cut... LMAO. I hope you are having a great time, E.
STOMP
SJ~ You keep doing that. It's spooky, ya know.
step.
Me having very weird dreams too...people close to me are frantic, looking for things- and nothing they find is right, or good. And worst of all, I am the JUDGE of what they bring...
It's awful.
Makes me want to run away- or weep- or hide.
None of which are what people expect me to be...
Scary- on a personal and serious note...I've been told recently that "who I'm expected to be" might be very different from "Who I really am"-
I wonder if this idea bothers you as much as it bothers me...
You're having weird dreams because you ARE weird. Silly monster. Silly scary monster, who is not scary at all. If you're a scary monster, scare me.
Mrs.C. That ought not bother you much. That just happens to be what life is like. "All the world 's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one WO-man in her time plays many parts"
Lambkins~
Boo!
Should I be comforted by those words?
Not sure I am, and yet- for some reason, they do give me hope :)
BTW- the person in my fantasy spraying perfume and leaving smooches on the car windows...was you! ;)
We have a little saying here State-side:
Hees nuts! Grab 'em!
Okay, so it's really just MY saying. Still ...
Cora~ Sometimes it be a good thing not to reveal to other people the real side of yourself. Some folks can't handle seeing things that don't conform to their expectations.
BTW Me be pretty sure that Mrs. Monster reads this thing from time to time...LOL
STOMP.
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