Really. Don't take this literally.
Phase one of me scheme be complete. Me has eradicated the bane of me existance from the workplace.
Now there only be the adding of insult to injury.
Me understands that this be a shocking and unexpected side of the mild mannered Monster and me has mixed emotions about the entire situation- joy and elation.
But as Popeye sez "I've stood all me can stand and me cain't stands no more."
I have asked the Mightonimous one to send over a couple of he ladies from he stable of gals to help me party. I unnerstand that he will lose a huge amount of revenue, but this be a time fer celebration.
Me no off to see the wizard.
Now there only be the adding of insult to injury.
Me understands that this be a shocking and unexpected side of the mild mannered Monster and me has mixed emotions about the entire situation- joy and elation.
But as Popeye sez "I've stood all me can stand and me cain't stands no more."
I have asked the Mightonimous one to send over a couple of he ladies from he stable of gals to help me party. I unnerstand that he will lose a huge amount of revenue, but this be a time fer celebration.
Me no off to see the wizard.
13 comments:
What, Scary, you sicced geriatric singers on your bane? LMAO! And -- and you're going to celebrate with stable girls? All righty, then. Carry on.:-)
I don't like to brag, but I slept with 2 of them. I just can't remember "witch" 2.
Hey, I just noticed you have flying monkeys. Please check their tags to be sure none of mine have escaped. If any of them are mine, send them home because I have a mission for them tonight.
Me no can do Serena, sorry. Them monkeys have already been dispached on a secret mission. Iffin ya like, Me gots a couple o' Ninja squirrels. They ain't doin much at the moment; just sittin around playing with theit nuts.
Pug~ Me wouldn't go around bragging about that. The one witch you didn't sleep with will get upset and refuse to play with the others, witch would be a terrible loss to music lovers everywhere.
stumble.
Good thinking--always play hardball. Anything Dyckerson has touched is bound to transmit yet to be discovered STDs.
hey!
suppose you rent me them there
Ninja Squirrels for a day or so, Scary?
there's somethin' I've been wantin' to do for a long time, and they sound like just the types to
pull it off for me...
B-|
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If those flying monkeys are from my stable, they'll do a good job for you. I've trained them well. Thank you, but I just don't think I could do anything with the Ninja Squirrels. I've tried them before and I couldn't get them to stop ... you know.
Me can't spare any of me harem. They all be tending to me shattered kneecap. SNAP!
Monster - I don't care what Syck Dyck says, you need me, I be there... BUT, I am not one of his hoes, I am the head hoe (ha ha - get it, get it - the "Head" Hoe)
Tee -hee
But seriously, I'll eff a bitch up, so I will need the following:
1. A mace (no not mace, but A mace - as in medieval times weapon)
2. A can of sardines
3. The left testicle of a Yeti
4. Pointed in the right direction
...and I'm off!!
I want you on my team, ADW! I have a jerry-rigged mace and the Yeti testicle. LMAO!
tfg~ The Dyckerone considers std's a positive thang.
Mighty one~ On their knees or yours, either way it's bound to be fun! Slurp!
Head? Hoe? Hum? Hmmmmmmm! Iffin ya gonna tease me, lose the wedding dress and the edge of tuxedo and put on yer Hooters shirt. No. Forget the shirt, just the hooters will do!
SJ~ You can keep the mace, but gimme back me bell clapper. You ladies are way outta hand. Where is me gonna find a can of sardines at this hour of the night?
Sorry, Scary. Finders, keepers. And I'm afraid it's in my permanent record that "she doesn't play well with others." LOL.
Damn it all, I can't see your videos until I get home. This computer won't play them worth squat.
hey...can those ninja squirrels type and add? I could use some staff and we have quite the shortage over here.
if not...I could use them to 'eliminate' a few jobs...
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