It's been a long time since we have heard from The monster mail. Me ain't recieved a ransom note, so me still be having hope that the monster will yet appear.
WHAT?!! PUT OUT AN APB! How hard can a monster be to find anyway? Scratch that. It is probably hanging with Nessy or Big Foot or Elvis somewhere. This sucks!
Oh, my God, this is my nightmare come true -- Scary on a milk carton. If anybody can find you, I'll chip in on the ransom. I'm going to go see about getting an Amber Alert up.
O-Girl~ If he were there for the gay festivities, then he might have found someone to shack up with. That shocking pink backgroung couldhave attracted a lot of attention.
Kanrei~ A regular monster mash with Elvis providing the entertainment. Cool!
Camille~ Yes. it's true. And Me be thinking that Homeland security had something to do with it.
SJ~ Had to be a darned big carton to get the entire monster on it, ya. Mayden~ Me likes hangin over yer desk and looking down the chemise while you be typing away.
Pug~ Probably next to Jimmy Hoffa.
ADW~ Iffin he be in yer fun drawer that could explain why he don't want to go anywhere. Shucks, Me would love to tool around in yer drawers too.
Corn Dog~ If he shows up with a lion, a scarecrow, a tinman and a bowlegged Dorathy Me will forgive him.
tfg~ They shouldda kidnapped me instead. After all, Me be the original, ya know.
Ha, I know where it is. Good luck getting yourself back. I think the re-education process that was necessary to bring you back to normal after visiting me is taking longer than expected.
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Oh no! Still no word?!? I was told that Scary would be leaving Toronto and hitting the road to another great place soon. :(
I'm on the case for you. I won't give up until we find him.
WHAT?!! PUT OUT AN APB! How hard can a monster be to find anyway? Scratch that. It is probably hanging with Nessy or Big Foot or Elvis somewhere. This sucks!
NOOOOOooooooo!!!
Oh, my God, this is my nightmare come true -- Scary on a milk carton. If anybody can find you, I'll chip in on the ransom. I'm going to go see about getting an Amber Alert up.
That is one big ass milk carton.
But then again, Scary does have a rather large ass. I meant largesse. yes, thats what I meant.
(Please don't eat me)
I will look high and low - well high at least - here in London for any signs of said monster.
no signs. sorry. :(
xx
pinks
A photo for you at my place :)
I heard that he's buried in the end zone at Giants Stadium.
He better not be rooting around in my shoe closet. Or my fun drawer for that matter.
He's lost in the mail? Sad. He'll probably turn up in Wichita in 2009.
My sources tell me that he's been kidnapped by nymphomaniac cheerleaders.
O-Girl~ If he were there for the gay festivities, then he might have found someone to shack up with. That shocking pink backgroung couldhave attracted a lot of attention.
Kanrei~ A regular monster mash with Elvis
providing the entertainment. Cool!
Camille~ Yes. it's true. And Me be thinking that Homeland security had something to do with it.
SJ~ Had to be a darned big carton to get the entire monster on it, ya.
Mayden~ Me likes hangin over yer desk and looking down the chemise while you be typing away.
Pug~ Probably next to Jimmy Hoffa.
ADW~ Iffin he be in yer fun drawer that could explain why he don't want to go anywhere. Shucks, Me would love to tool around in yer drawers too.
Corn Dog~ If he shows up with a lion, a scarecrow, a tinman and a bowlegged Dorathy Me will forgive him.
tfg~ They shouldda kidnapped me instead. After all, Me be the original, ya know.
STOMP.
Ha, I know where it is. Good luck getting yourself back. I think the re-education process that was necessary to bring you back to normal after visiting me is taking longer than expected.
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