Me be Pissed
There be a lot of talk about new and improved alternative energy sources.
The future be corn.
Recent developments in bio-diesel and ethanol has given people an opportunity to economically mix two of modern societies favorite pastimes. Drinking and driving.
Now that me has me automobile set up to run on Me personal and exclusive mix, Me can drink a bottle of corn whiskey and pee into me gas tank to make me motor vehicle go.
There be a few adjustments me wants to make such as the after movie popcorn dump loader that will allow me to run the monster mobile on solid fuel and possibly get more miles to the pound.
Iffin me runs out of "gas" me can always pop into the 7-11 and pick up a family sized sack of Frito Lays and a jar of Metamucil to get me back on the road quicker than goose shit through a tin funnel. Lets bring our business back to the moonshiners and away from the Arabs.
That would make Elijah Craig happy.
Me no catalytic converter.
12 comments:
Will the fuel be with and without butter?
How about the future be sun? The future be wind?
E~ Butter be good. keeps the cam shaft moving smoothly.
Lbb~ The future be wind!! Me gettin the Mexican Bean burrito attachment next week!
Blast!
When the burrito wind blow, Scary stand downwind, please.:-)
alright! I can definately see you as a national treasure. Monster fart powers japan!
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pinks
Who is Elija Craig?
Me car runs on its own exhaust fumes. POOF!
Not to worry SJ. Me gentle breezes have been likened to the sweet lavender fields of Hokkaido.
Pink~ How do you think me knocks down the buildings.
December~ You be me official editor and proof reader. Typo fixed!
Mightyest Dyck~ With the amount of bullshit you put out, you could run a tour bus in Hollywood. Call it Star Poon Tours.
I hereby appoint you as the new Energy Czar of Assclownopolis.
Scary,
I thought that was your nuclear powered breath that took down tall buildings in a single breath! :)
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pinks
Ha. silly me! I forgot. With them marlboros of yours you wouldn't have enough nuclear breath to knock over a pidgeon. Better stick to the fart power.
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pinks
;-)
Broccoli, boiled cabbage and beans are for serious fuel needs, like space travel.
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