The whoppie boys
There be an offer that me can't refuse.
Charm School!
Me going away for a few days to discover the proper way to nibble on chicken tenders, slosh me wine, write thank you notes and graciously burp whilst at dinner parties.
Of course iffin Me gets time off for proper behaviour me will try n post.
But for the next few day youse guys will have to fool around in the comments pool.
Or you can always roam around some of the older posts
Remember no running, diving or peeing in or around the pool.
See ya soon.
STOMP!
30 comments:
Allow me to share a Charm School favorite.
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Why don't debutantes attend orgies?
Too many "Thank You" notes to write.
I see some great blogs coming up from charm school...can't wait to hear all about it.
no time now to figure/google out what 'charm school' is, but have fun anyway!
and i'll try not to run when checking out some older posts, i think i'm almost through them
I think charm school teaches you how to attach your petticoat properly so the bottom doesn't show.
AND I just threw a greased watermelon in the pool.
I flunked out of charm school.
You're away.
a greased watermelon, well if that's already in there i'm throwing in 2 pounds of scandinavian brown goat-cheese
Please tell me that's a baby ruth floating in there!
Scary,
People are looking around and causing havoc.
STOMP! STOMP!! STOMP!!!
Me snuck away from the ghoulies.
Pug put your bathing suit back on...Aww fergert it go have fun,
The watermelon is spiked with vodka for anyone who can get it out thx Corn Dog.
BD29~ You wont belive the things me be doing here. Can't wait to tell everyone about it.
Serena ~ no time to be worrying about flunking out, this be the beginning of a good party.
Me just left a keg in the corner for anyone who wants.
Lambkins~ More havoc! More noise!leelee~ where are the tunes?
Paul~ the gouat cheese is some funky stuff ya think we can get some live sardines too?
Just to give you a taste of what charm school be like and for those of you who didn't get the hint, check out me sidebar to see clips from one of the Monster's all time favorite movie.
I am so going to have to rent this~ I've never seen it, but the clips are making me want to!
I need to go to charm school...there's no doubt it would- HELP!
;)
I would ace charm school. I have all of Miss Manners' books. And I've practically memorized them.
Monster charm school... is that anything like the 'Purple and Brown' videos on YouTube?
They'd be short lessons, anyway.
Scary. Got your letters. Hope you can find the time and make your way north. Doodle is playing golf and I am on my own for most of GW.
let me know what you have planned.
Are you going to have to drink your tea or coffee with your little finger (claw) extended?
(Hiccup) Scary's right. Vodka's in the watermelon. (Corn Dog goes face down in the shallow end of the pool.)
OK. December is the official Chaperone of this party. No pulling on her petticoats!
Mrs.C. Will be the hostess antebellum graciousness and all that stuff.
Corn Dog would have been the bartender, but she's already blasted- someone pull her out of the pool, please!
NYD You just sit in the corner like a good little boy and make sure no one crashes the party, ok?
Romulus will be checking the area for "spirits" = Me prefers gin please.
And Hale will be assisting December in making certain that everyone gets shitfaced in a polite as possible manner.
STOMPALODEOOOOOO
Charm school? But you already are charming.
I gave a charm to a girl once...now why would I have to go to school for that?
Ahhh the girlies- Always after me lucky charms.
Better hide in the pool house...
SLIP.
SPLASH!
See, Scary, this is what happens the second you turn your back to go to charm school...a bunch of degenerates get nekkid and throw spiked watermelon into your pool.
...Maybe you should host your OWN charm school, outside by the pool!
'Fess up, Monster: You're at THE PRINCESS ACADEMY.
Don't pretend.
Scary,
I didn't know you TAUGHT charm school!
Hope you get a chance to come for a swim. Pug peed a little when he saw the girls in their bikinis but we forgave him cuz he's too cute.
Serena has been drinking martinis and doing cannon balls in the deep end and I won't even say what I saw corndog doing with leelee in the bathtub.
but all i can say is come back soon and join the party.
woo hoo
xx
pinks
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....you promised you wouldn't tell Pinks!
MISS YOU MONSTER!!!
:)
So, how long does charm school last, anyway?
Y'all take notice that there is no P in Scary's ool, and he wants it kept that way.
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