Friday, April 27

Last thoughts before bedddy bye.

There are a few constants in that you can find everywhere you go.
People will be happy. The same amount of people will be sad.
If you drink too much both good and bad things will happen to you.
if you ain't a local, it's prudent to stick with bottled water.
A simple camera works best.
sometimes tourist spots are beautiful.
Smiles are always welcome.
Good food doesn't often come from the cleanest retaurants.
People who drink espresso live at extremes.

Feel free to add some of your own.

Life is more than just waitin for things to happen.

SMILE.

19 comments:

The Grunt said...

I'm definitely a connoisseur of fine hole in the wall joints. I once found a Mexican joint that was named "La Tormenta". That will tend to keep us Gabachos away.

Kelly Peeples said...

Never board any bus except the one you came for. No matter how impatient you are...always wait for your own bus.

paul said...

keyboards will always be dirty

Pony Rider said...

As the book says, "If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else".

So just be sure to brush your teeth and always know where your towel is and you should be OK.

Serena said...

That all makes sense to me. I might add, "Where you're going is exactly where you are."

Corn Dog said...

Sanity is highly overrated.

If you vacuum the bathroom, your husband will suddenly feel the urge to trim his beard.

If you put something on your blog that always happens, it will immediately stop.

If your hair dresser gives you a groovy haircut one month, the next month she will cut you into Moe Howard.

If you have to tell someone you are a good speller, you're not.

Sun flares are causing that spare tire around your belly, not Little Debbie Snack cakes.

Al Gore talks about global warming because he isn't getting any. The more Tipper denies him, the more he talks.

JLee said...

Not only are smiles welcome, but they make the best accessory!

tfg said...

There are no stupid questions, only stupid questioners.

Scary Monster said...

Grunt~ Me believes that almost any mexican restauraunt can go by that nonclementure.

Warior Two~ Welcome to the party! Sage advive. Me should have taken it years ago. That's how me got where me be today.

Paul~ Going out to buy one of dem canned air thingys right now.

Bace~ LTNS!! Hope things are going well. Don't have a towel, but me always carries pocket tissues.

Bardouble29 said...

Scary Monster, I had a long day to day and just wanted you to know that your blog made me smile. It really is the little things that make a difference in this world!

Scary Monster said...

SJ~ Me loves solopsims. Where me was weren't where me wanted to be.

Corn Dog~ Are you tellin me that the pesky crows ain't follwing you no more?

Jlee~ On you girl, a smile would make me day.

tfg~ Empty wagons- STOMP!

BD29~ Me thought that me would make folks think, but it seems that me be better at makin them smile. Glad to be of service.

Stacia said...

The minute you sit down to work is the minute the children will decide they need your immediate attention.

The day after you put away the winter clothes there will be a freak cold spell.

Corn Dog said...

The crows have not been following me. I kind of grateful. At least I have a witness to the crow tag-alongs. They seem to be gone. But I also contact a shaman. I have an appointment with her on May 8th. Perhaps she put in a word..or two.

puerileuwaite said...

A sleeping monster never lies.

Ed & Jeanne said...

Underwear is intended to be changed daily.

RevRee said...

"Don't feed the fire, if you have no intention of letting it burn."

Words to live by, my friends.

Mayden' s Voyage said...

"If the world hands you a lemon, see if you can get some grilled salmon to go with it"

"Sometimes- my love makes no sense at all, and I can't change it."

The very best part of the turkey is 2 little oyster-sized bites of amazing goodness attached to the underside of the breastbone. People don't even know that it's there- and it's better than any other bite of the bird.
Seriously.

Monster- I am 100% goof-ball tonight :)

Scary Monster said...

December~ We got snow here yesterday aarrrghh!

leelee~ stomp.

Corn Dog~ What kind of hat does a shaman wear?

Pug~ Weeeeel, just little ones. but they're dreams so me guesses it be ok.

VE~ Good one. Will work on it.

RevRee~ Me gonna pick up where Prometheus left off.

Mrs.C. Can me get pickles with that?

astrologymemphis.blogspot.com said...

When you step out the door in a third world country, you are stepping directly into the street. Watch out for traffic (my sister's ex got both legs broken that way).