A momentary distraction
Feast One Hundred & Thirty One
OK Me be ignorant of the goings on among those who are net savvy. I found this place through a someone , yet Me don't remember who and Me don't remember when. Me be a total pratt, but here it goes. ( Let me say that these bastids are worse than me at punctuation)
Appetizer:What sound, other than the normal ringing, would you like your telephone to make?
To be absofuckinlutely honest. Me always thought that a fart file would be fabulous for a phone. (how's that for alliteration)
Soup:Describe your usual disposition in meteorological terms (partly cloudy, sunny, stormy, etc.).
Me be one honest to god cyclone. The furies that live inside me be dying to get out and wreak havoc
Salad:What specific subject do you feel you know better than any other subjects?
Me! Me knows me better than anyone eslse. What kind of inane question is that???
Main CourseImagine you were given the ability to remember everything you read for one entire day. Which books/magazines/newspapers would you choose to read?
Wikipedia. There might be alot of bullshit there, but it would be an amazing amount of bafflement to have at me disposal.
DessertIf a popular candy maker contacted you to create their next confection, what would it be like and what would you name it?
Me would have to cosult Willy Wonka. The original, not the Depp freakoid.
10 comments:
This is becoming my morning coffee. SM makes me think. I like that.
My phone would make no ring at all. I hate the phone and it is mostly sales calls anyway.
I am partly cloudy with a 30% chance of thunder showers. A nice 70 degrees and low humity, but there is always that chance of a storm.
I think I know pop culture better than any other subject. I tend to know about movies and songs and celebrities I don't even like and will remember that trivia before my own name most days.
If I could remember every word of a book, it would be the Bible. Not because I believe in it so much as so many other people do yet base this belief on misquoting it. I would love to always have the context ready at a moment's notice.
My perfect candy has already been made- Take 5. Chocolate, peanut butter, caramel, and pretzel. Oh yum!
Good going kanrei. The Bible? Thinking about changing Jobs?
Fun post, Scary. About your furies, I suggest bribing them with the candy. That usually works pretty well for me.
SJ Me does. Candy and alcohol but they are greedy little SOB's they always scream for more.
Mine are greedy, too, but this is a good thing. Once I've fed them into a sugar high, they leave me alone.:)
I want my phone to sound like a goat. That would be awesome.
I would consider myself to be the prelude to the storm or the aftermath. Thunderstorms are a good description of me as well.
I would have to say that I know my truck, my guitar amps, and my guitars better than anybody else. I also know a lot about the paranormal that isn't cheesy-assed John Edwards crapola.
I would read all of Shakespeare's works so that I can throw out quotes and shit to make myself feel superior intellectually to those around me. I don't have to understand it, just pretend I do by reciting off stuff. It seems to work for some people.
I would make a cherry flavored candy that vibrates. I would name it "Cherry Cherrie Pops".
Do you want in on that concept candy?
Appetizer: What sound, other than the normal ringing, would you like your telephone to make?
THE PHRASE GO AWAY BEING REPEATED 5 TIMES
Soup: Describe your usual disposition in meteorological terms (partly cloudy, sunny, stormy, etc.).
STORMY, WITH MORE DUBIOUS WEATHER TO FOLLOW
Salad: What specific subject do you feel you know better than any other subjects?
PEOPLE WATCHING. I'M VERY ASTUTE AT JUDGING PEOPLE WITH ONLY SMALL BITS OF INFORMATION
Main Course: Imagine you were given the ability to remember everything you read for one entire day. Which books/magazines/newspapers would you choose to read?
THE ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANICA...WHY NOT?
Dessert: If a popular candy maker contacted you to create their next confection, what would it be like and what would you name it?
OH, THIS IS EASY. IT WOULD BE A TWO-CHEEKED LITTLE DIDDY CALLED "HERSHEY'S KISS MY ASS"
leelee said...
Appetizer:What sound, other than the normal ringing, would you like your telephone to make?
forget the sound...I like it when it's resting on my hip and it vibrates...it tickles, then I answer it with laughter in my voice.
Soup:Describe your usual disposition in meteorological terms (partly cloudy, sunny, stormy, etc.).
. Of course mostly sunny with an occasional fair weather cloud.
Salad: What specific subject do you feel you know better than any other subjects?
I know a little about a lot of subjects, I'm not an authority an anything specific
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Main Course: Imagine you were given the ability to remember everything you read for one entire day. Which books/magazines/newspapers would you choose to read?
I'd try to consume as many Cliffs Notes of all the major literary works. You know...the big guns.
Dessert
If a popular candy maker contacted you to create their next confection, what would it be like and what would you name it?
Candy Candy Candy...I LOVE IT ALL (except for circus peanuts)
Sound like if we all got together and had this meal, it would be an esoteric and eclectic delight.
Me be feeling sorry or the waiters already.
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