Equality

There be NO fair play between man and woman.
Woman is selfish. she want to be in the game, but don't like the rules.
Man be idiot- he don't even realize there be rules.

She never lift up the toilet seat. ( always want it down)
He don' consider that the next person need to pee pee too.

She never gives us impromptu sex. (Me must wait until she be in the mood)
He can't figure out that sex is a whole day thing (not just eleven minutes of kiss, lick, bump and splooge)

Hand over no paycheck. (Me hasn't seen mine in years)
Realize that refrigerator don't fill itself up.

Demand that Me be unnerstanding about she workload. (Me day is often longer)
Get upset when there are no clean socks. (could get off the sofa and do laundry)

Expect us to sympathize with PMS.
Me got bad days too.

Demand me not look at other woman. (Me not see she dress sexily for me)
Me not willing to give up beer gut.

Want Me be Mr. fix it man and cook.
She cook same damn food alla da time.

Me must be engaging and make her laugh. (Me gets the sound of silence)
She don' unnerstand how farting can be funny.

Smile and love life together.
Me smiles and Me loves life, but me thinking that me smiles more when she not around.

Me just sittin here shakin Me head.