Secrets

There are things better kept to one's self.
Me knows that and so do you.
So why don't people learn to lie better? Me think that lies can really deepen relationships.
No one really wants the truth 'cuz when you give it to them they either argue with you or consider you a bore.
If you want to be entertaining, suceed in business or get laid, you gotta LIE!
Bullshit makes the world go round, right?
Please, don't misunderstand me. Me thinks that a modicum of integrity be also important.
The best lies are the ones that have a little truth mixed in.
Me knows that women be better at this than men. It's how they convince themselves to stay married.
Good thing that men be so bad at it cuz the lie they tell themselves is that they want to be single again.
Me not worried bout bein single. Me gots me lies all worked out and uses dem with regularity.
Me wants Me cake and eatin it too!

Me go and put on happy face.