Louie, Louie....

Me gotta go!
Go to work; Me needs the money.
Go to gym; Me wants to stay youthful and thin. This Me not.
Go to store and purchase cleaning products; house is a mess, can barely find the front door!
Go someplace to relax (without babble juice); life's tensions have Me overtaxed.

Me need to learn to relax. Seems that many peeps all around me are angry and uptight all the time.
Me woman always unhappy about somethin and Me never can do enough to create satifactory atmosphere.
Me knows what makes me happy even if Me can't get hold of it.
Me trouble is Me no know what to do to procure other folks happiness.
Difficult to be cheerful when all around Me is not.
Time for Me to make supreme effort to regain leadership of Me life.
Maybe if Me work hard on making Me better, have more influence on you.

Me no give up quite yet!