Too Fuckin Busy, and vice versa
The Bald Eagle is the national symbol of America, yet there is another bird that represents the true nature of American spirit and and can be more readily found throughout the land.
Giving the finger. Flippin the bird. The ol' fuckeroo.Yeah, folks there be many reasons fer dishin out a hardy helpin of FUCK YOU on toast with an order of EAT SHIT on the side.
It's a fuck or be fucked world and remember that it be better to give than to recieve.
Fuckin 'A' right, bubba!
Me not gonna do a Dykerson here folks, me just wants ta know what makes you nuckin futs. Tha's right, Me gots to find out who the recipient be when yer rollin out the middle finger?
Idiot drivers? Shithead sales people? Moronic Managers? Who gets yer bird?
Here's yer chance to leave a nice juicy fuckburger fer some deserving schmuck and let the world know who ya want to fuck! Just remember when someone gives ya the finger the only appropriate response is: Fuck you harder, with a bigger dick!
Me no fuckin around.
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Oh, people who use their cell phones while driving definitely deserve the bird. Unfortunately, they are not paying attention to what is going on around them so they never see it.
Maybe I should go forward with that blog idea to feature people flipping the bird. That's it...just head around town and get people to pose for my camera and flip me off. I can leave them a business card fuckyou.com with a date and they can go look themselves up. I can open an email account to allow send ins too. Think it would work?
Nessa~ Me despises folks who use their cells when in the car. Next time ya can tap on the window and give 'em the two fingered salute.
VE~ Awesome idea. That is something you ought to do. People will definitely love it.
STOMP.
I love the "fuck you blog" idea. I have a short film on my phone, a dramatic showing of my middle finger I show to people sometimes. I love the build up of them watching a video for 30 seconds wondering what the hell until the big finger shows itself in all its glory.
Me, I tend to just tell people. I found a new way in Miami that works great. When someone starts bitching to me in Spanish I simply say "NO Habla, No Imortante'" which means "I don't understand and it's not important anyway." Now that really pisses people off.
...my husband who moved out in feb 2007 is usually the most frequent recipient of mine...is that so wrong?? between him & his fat girlfriend, anyway...but i don't do it in their faces...
I did my own little homage to this about a year and a half ago. Well, it was more of a challenge. Check it out here.
My pet peeve above all else right now is someone who puts hangers back the wrong way. I like my hanger all in one direction.
LOL! I've been told the bird must be my family seal. I swear I never use it unless absolutely necessary, though. That's usually on the highway.:)
The other day on my ride to work I saw a woman driving a mini van in an erratic manner. When I pulled along side her so I could turn, I saw she was on her cell phone, she had papers in each hand, resting on the steering wheel and in her right hand was a pen which she used to make notes on one of the stacks of papers.
Cell phone drivers, slow drivers, people who get in my way, rude people, arrogant people, dumb people...pretty much everyone, to be honest.
People who stand in my way. Especially when they take up a whole aisleway and it's impossible to get past them. Or people who walk really slowly up stairs when I'm behind them. Grr...
Here is my list. (It's still a work in progress...)
Christians
Happy people
Foreigners
Native Americans
Minorities
Retards
Ugly people
Fat people
Teens
Babies
Parents
Old farts
Neighbors
Deaf and/or blind people
Rednecks
Politicians
Lawyers
Professors
Experts
Corporate CEOs
Mechanics
Salespeople
Waiters
Celebrities
Agents
Rap singers
Pro athletes
Soccer moms
Joggers
Bikers
Telemarketers
Bad drivers
Cops
Judges
Criminals
Victims
The homeless
Sick people
Cripples
Dykes
Dorks
Dicks
Kanrei~ That blog is a really good idea and think it would be cool to make it a group effort with four or five bloggers from all around the world- let's do it!
The cell phone idea is pretty cool too. Me can imagine you being all relaxed and givin off good vibes while unleashing a can of fuck you, all over the victim.
Libby~ Oh yeah they both deserve it. Behind their backs, to their faces, when yer passing by their house, when yer passing by any place that reminds you of him. Let them birds fly free!
GRUNT~ Ya just don't look mean enough in that pic, me friend.
Me were going to be a little more aggressive with this post, but then again me hasn't done anything funny in quite a while, so Me flipped the bird on meself.
Lambkins~ There are folks you can call make sure them folks keep everything facing the same direction. 1-800-HANGERS. The only problem is that everytime Me tries to explain me problem, they keep cutting me off.
S.J.~ Not even to yer crazy fucked up neighbors?
Nessa~ Obviously an accident waiting to happen. Have a video camera ready...
Comment Deleted~ Nice to see you again, but you never really say very much, do you?
December~ You be needing the t-shirt, girl. You gonna get carpal tunnel syndrome iffin ye flips too often.
Princess~ Hmmm, next time try 'excuse me'. Iffin they don't move, then let 'em have it with both barrels.
STOMP!
Mr. Dyckerson~ Don't ya think the bird be lacking a certain amount of efficacy with blind folks?
hahah, I loved mighty dyckerson's list!!
I dont' really give the finger out anymore since when I am in the car I generally have three little people in there with me and they ask too many question..."why'd you do that?" "what does the middle finger mean?"
I wish I had of used it more when I was younger....
Mighty D has everyone on my list covered. Good thing too, as I haven't given anyone the bird in over 20-years (bad karma).
I just posted about the bird as well. Must be some kind of flu. Hee hee.
You have absolutely no idea how aggravating it is to grab a bunch of hangers for whatever reason and have one, just one, yes just one of them in the wrong direction.
VE and I spoke about collaboration with you on something someday. That could be it.
I have the "Fuck You" blog out there now. I've got it linked on my blog just below my profile. I don't know how to make this a collaboration though. I can add you guys as blog authors and you can post too. I have an email set up too where people can mail the photos in and I'll post.
I'm going to have some business cards made up and then take my camera around town and get people to flip me off and then later they can use the business card to log in and find themselves.
Should be fun. Had been meaning to do this for awhile and I guess SM got me motivated enough to do it.
Jerky cops. But only when they're not looking. As a little bird flipping the bird I'm a bit of a chicken.
BBH~ Me knows them kids be gointa learn it someday. Might as well be with adult supervision.
Pug~ To tell the truth me really has to be upset to give someone the finger and Me don't feel that strongly about people Me don't know. Except when their driving sets a new low in human stupidity.
ADW~ Ahh, me full figured beauty. The fickle finger of fate has once again pointed us in a similar direction.
Lambkins~ Actually me does know. The Vixen and Me have had an ongoing 'discussion' about hanger direction and symmetry.
Kanrei~ Me will be needing a new platform pretty soon. This one intrigues me.
VE Sounds like you be makin it more complicated then it needs to be. Just post pics of people, they can find themselves or you can have open access similar to "Mobog"
Camille~ being sparing in your delivery of such a powerful gesture is a sign of maturity not cowardice
STOMP!
Ha! How perfect. My last post is a 'fuck you' haiku.
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