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Sex, Sex, Sex. That's What it be all about. We all be looking for it.
Ya know the birds do it, the bees do it and even Monsters in the trees do it.
Lets do it. Lets bang a gong!

OK. So ya been warned. the Monster be ready to reveal the dark side of our nasty sexshual natures. Grab a box of tissues or an old sweatsock, sit back and prepare to be edumacated.

Why some people got to be so transfixed on gettin some juicy fruit (Me ain't talkin about gum her folks) to the point of excluding all other thoughts that might encroach on our daily fantasies be a mystery to Me. No it not really be a mystery and someday me just might do a post about this but inna mean time mMe gives you this little bit of silliness.

The man inna desert gots to have he water. Me luvs to get clean before gettin nasty. Good personal hygiene be very important before attempting a Menage a Monster. Looks as if blondie be havin some reservations...

Some just got to get some tiny pussy. Me feels that this prime piece of kitty porn is just a little too disturbing. Witness the vicious choke hold that usually be reserved fer chickens.

Me enjoyed Saturday cartoons when me were just a tadpole and now Me gonna continue the tradition with some Saturday night versions of me favorite pastime.
Me actually felt kinda odd, Me means more 'n usual, covering her nippular area with me face. This also be the first time that the Scary Monster be an inverted totempole for a Yoni yum yum coverup. Ya think me might want ta start marketing a line of g-strings, ya.



Me always had a fear of hospitals and me fantasies of nurses administrating some get well care and tenderness has become slightly skewed. This could be why we can't get good medical care anymore. It also might just be a typical HMO set up.

In Japan, American TV be very popular, so of course they be producing they own versions of the best that the west has to offer. Forget 'Little whores on the Prarie' or 'Charles Discharge'. The number one programme on air right now be...

The family that sprays together, stays together!

Here be a monster that be way luckier than me. He could handle eight women , but chooses to seduce just one.　What Me wouldn't give to do a little tentacle tarentella with this little Vixen. Give new meaning to Octopussy, ya?

Finally from the father or mebbe the second cousin of sexual repression me gives you Joey Stalin. Who proved the russians were the first and true forebearers of the human race with this little piece of rhetoric.

What be the nationality of Adam and Eve?

Russian, of course. Vhy else would dey be tinkink they be in paradise when they were homeless, naked and had just one apple betweenks the two of them?

Me no makin headway.