Wednesday, October 24

Ferré, Jacques

Scary Monster. Scary Monster.
Folks are blue. Folks are blue
Time to come back home now, time to come back home now!
Where are you? Where are you?

21 comments:

Sam said...

Penny Yumkin, Penny Yumkin
Qui etes vous, qui etes vous?
L'icon me fait craqué, l'icon me fait craqué!
C'est trop chou, c'est trop chou!

Crushed said...

I think you are sweet, Punny Yumpkin.

When Monster comes back, can I adopt you?

Unknown said...

Poor little Punny
Poor little Punny
I think we scared him away
Scared him away
Were we just too weird sir
Were we just too weird sir
You should post one more day
One more day

Nessa said...

Puny Yumpkin, tired and worn,
Rues the day that he was born.

He begs the Monster to come back
All of our comments make him feel like a hack.

Oh, PY, don’t you be blue,
You were left with a big task for to do.

We have enjoyed your new perspective
(It’s better than surgery, even elective.)

We like your round orange pumpkin face.
You have brightened up this blogging space.

Serena said...

Punny Yumpkin, round and cute,
Fill-in blogger? No, that's moot.

When Scary comes home and secures the hatch,
Will there be a brand new Yumpkin patch?

You've done a great job of keeping order,
So don't pack up and close the border.

We've missed our Monster, this is true,
But we like you, too, you Punny Yumpkin, you.

Outdoorsy Girl said...

Ain't it funny
Ain't it funny
How all things
How all things
Can fit in Ferre Jacques
Can fit in Ferre Jacques
It's so cool
It's so cool

(I teach Pre-k...Can you tell?)

Anonymous said...

Haven't been here in a while. Where's the green one? And who's this Jacques fellow? Cousteau? I'm confused but then again that's not unusual.

Well, if you're going to replace a green monster with an orange walking pumpkin, both from the land of yellow men, then confusion is a given, surely?

Everyone should have the same skin colour as me. Ash-grey-green can be attractive in low light, especially when there's been a lot of booze around. Even the deformities and bulging, weeping growths can have a certain novelty factor.

I'd add a poem but I'm useless at that sort of thing. So I won't.

Scary Monster said...

Sam: Unfortunately, I don't speak french. Could you translate that into Gaelic for me.STOMP.

Crushed by ingsoc: Sweet? Um, thanks for the compliment, but I was just too fagged to think of anything else last night.

As for adoption: I'll ask the monster to send you the pumpkin picture when he returns, but alas, I stay in Japan.STOMP.

Kanrei: Never fear. I just got an e-mail from the idiot monster and he says he will be back on Saturday. That means that there will be a few more blatherings you will have to endure.STOMP.

Nessa: Very clever! Truth be told I am beginning to understand the attraction of blogging. I is quite relaxing to toss your troubles into a mixer of creative energy and come up with a tasty cocktail of emotional cathartsis.STOMP.

Serena Joy: I feel as if I ought to reply to everyone in verse, but that would be too daunting. A brand new pumpkin patch? I think not. If I were too start one of these blog things I would have to remove the silly little toy from the picture.STOMP.

Outdoorsy Girl. It does amaze me. And I hope that there will be even more renditions here when I return from lunch. STOMP.

Scary Monster said...

Leg-iron: I am only a band-aid. the ugly green one shall return in a few days time.STOMP.

ThatGreenyFlower said...

O Punkin' Head, O Punkin' Head,
How lovely is your grammar!

O Punkin' Head, O Punkin' Head,
We love the way you yammer!

The Monster's gone,
We miss him so,
But you are here
So we won't go

O Punkin' Head, O Punkin' Head,
No band-aid, but a mighty hammer!

(...Ahem. Hard to rhyme that one.)

Ed & Jeanne said...

Where oh where has our scary gone
Oh where oh where can he be
Oops I guess I'm done with this song
Cause I've got to take a pee...

Sam said...

Punny Yumkin
who are you?
I'm crazy 'bout your icon
It's too cute!

It doesn't ryhme in English. *sniff*

Mayden' s Voyage said...

Yummy Pumpkin...
I mean Punny Yumpkin ;)
Guest bloggers are special- I can only think of one person I would let write for me- just one.
You are doing a fine job- thank you.
Now I have to google "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty"... I'm ashamed to say I know little about this :(
If I could find Duplin wine (from North Carolina) in a box- I would buy it. Alas- it only comes in bottles :)

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