Mirror, mirror.
There be lies and truth in the world and Me be thinking that these polls be representative in a odd sort of way. Most everyone took the easy way way out and wouldn't admit to doin someone harm for a laugh. Others took the high road and said that they wouldn't even participate in a gag.
Me be lookin fer the best and the worst in humans. All the nobel traits as well as the despicable reside within us. Mebbe when we are able to honestly confront that which we fear to be the truth about ourselves can we confront the hidden darkness of the Id.
Cruise fer puddles to splash people with while yer driving. | 3 (16%) |
| Pull the chair out from under someone as they were just about to sit down. | 1 (5%) |
| Switch someones mouse frome righty to lefty when they leave their desk. | 10 (55%) |
| Un screw objects such as salt shakers or doorknobs. | 5 (27%) |
| The old dollar bill and fishing line gag | 5 (27%) |
| None! Me be an angel on earth. | 6 (33%) |
Votes so far: 18
Poll closed
9 comments:
One of my friends used to turn his windshield washer fluid nozzles outward, so he could douse people standing on street corners as he drove by.
This same guy works to perfect artificial limbs, and his dream is to make an artificial hand that can actually feel, have a sense of touch.
Me guess we all be like Othello chips; both black and white and balanced to either fall on one side or another.
Me truly likes yer avatar. Makes me want to rescue kittens from a tree.
STOMP.
This blog is scary. It even has a monster to prove it.
Guess who were the 5% voter, little lamb.
Who?
This does say a bit about my character, but I don't find pissing other people off funny. My favorite gags are ones that will generally have the other person laughing too. I voted for changing the mouse because it would make ME laugh if someone did it to me.
As a gag- the worst thing I ever did was...
Put a bunch of nasty stuff into a water container that I knew the school creep would drink out of--
and then waited around to see him drink it- :D funny! (he was a turd!)
I also tried to freak out a co-worker by putting a dead bug on his desk everyday of the week- right in the middle of his stuff.
He freaked out- actually ended up needing a quad by-pass...which was why he was acting so strange in the first place- but I thought he was just strange. (He often encouraged me to engage in "scream therapy" in the office when we were alone...ewwww- he was just weird-)
For the most part I'm harmless and I would rather see someone laugh with me- than to just laugh at someone. If I plan to play a trick on someone- it's because I don't like them.
I am an angel...until someone gives me reason not to be-
Which can actually be a fun thing- if you are the right someone, at the right time ;)
he he he he... :D
hmmmmm'...none....nada among those you enumerated..I do keep a few secrets though...
Yes I remember...this is really horrid...On the day after our high school graduation...my girfriends and I wrote really horrible things about our school on the blackboard of our classroom ( nobody knew we were there..)...
In 4th grade I placed a fake centipede inside the bag of my math teacher...and watched from behind a tree as she almost fainted from fright...The next day when she asked the class who did it..a sissy wuzzy lame duck turd named Norman squealed on me...
I took money from my moms wallet...
One night I sneaked into the liquor cabinet and pulled out about 5 assorted mini bottles of whisky....drank it in my bedroom...
Confession time?
To all those who tried to pick up the coin that was epoxied to that step. That was me.
To all those who, at school, turned on their Bunsen burners to find the tubes were filled with water. That was me. I was surprised at how many times that worked.
The banger in the cowpat. That was me. More than once.
The unplugged monitor that had most of the IT staff baffled for hours. Me.
The magnetic and very realistic cockroach on the door of the staff room fridge. Me again.
I don't recall doing any of the things in your poll though. Therefore, from the choices available, I'm still in the last category.
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