Knock, Knock!Who's there?
Apple...Apple who?Apple...Apple who??Apple...APPLE WHO???Orange-Orange who????Orange you glad I didn't say Apple again???Sorry. When you have kids, and they are 4 years old- this is what you'll get :) I promise~ ;) Only yours will be better- it will be in Monster-ese :)
It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.
Interupting CowInterupting Cow W-Moo.
Mrs.C. Dat be berry berry good.Yer a peach!m-m-m-mishy~ Like the Gadget avatar. Must work on the stutter, though.NYD~ Are you serious? OK Me will take the bait...Dave? Dave's not here.
Burglar.Burglar?!Err. SharkShark?!?!Err. Candygram
Corn.Corn who?Corn Dog.
No, man, I'm Dave, man.C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.
Dave's not here,
me no foam
If you ask a knock knock joke in the middle of the woods and nobody is there to hear it, was it ever asked in the first place?
Pink~ Me got visions of John Belushi scarfing down a corned beef sandwich.CornDog~ Me knew it were you. The avatar gave you away.D~ Don't quit now, we were only gettin warmed up!Anony-mouse~ Me no foam either. Me prefers me nonoxynol-9 in gel.ADW~ Not only were it asked, it made the trees groan when they heard the punchline.STOMP- A- DOODLE-DOO
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?
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Apple...
Apple who?
Apple...
Apple who??
Apple...
APPLE WHO???
Orange-
Orange who????
Orange you glad I didn't say Apple again???
Sorry. When you have kids, and they are 4 years old- this is what you'll get :) I promise~ ;) Only yours will be better- it will be in Monster-ese :)
It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.
Interupting Cow
Interupting Cow W-
Moo.
Mrs.C. Dat be berry berry good.
Yer a peach!
m-m-m-mishy~ Like the Gadget avatar. Must work on the stutter, though.
NYD~ Are you serious? OK Me will take the bait...
Dave? Dave's not here.
Burglar.
Burglar?!
Err. Shark
Shark?!?!
Err. Candygram
Corn.
Corn who?
Corn Dog.
No, man, I'm Dave, man.C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.
Dave's not here,
me no foam
If you ask a knock knock joke in the middle of the woods and nobody is there to hear it, was it ever asked in the first place?
Pink~ Me got visions of John Belushi scarfing down a corned beef sandwich.
CornDog~ Me knew it were you. The avatar gave you away.
D~ Don't quit now, we were only gettin warmed up!
Anony-mouse~ Me no foam either. Me prefers me nonoxynol-9 in gel.
ADW~ Not only were it asked, it made the trees groan when they heard the punchline.
STOMP- A- DOODLE-DOO
Come in
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?
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