Tuesday, August 7

Who's There?


When someone knocks on yer door, ya just answer it, right?
Me might not always answer me phone or reply to an email right away, but iffin a visitor comes a knockin and the Vixen and Me ain't mixin it up; Me will pick me sorry butt offa the couch and see who's there.

There be all kinds of visitors.
Some be good, like the delivery guy with the stuff you purchased on E-bay or the sexy next door neighbor who needs a helping hand.
Others are a nuisance: bill collectors, religious missionaries, the ugly, greasy next door neighbor asking to borrow yer phone.

Me accepts all callers good and bad, but only iffin they have a modicum of decency and respect for me home. Heck Me actually enjoys bandying words with the folks who come by to save Me soul it be me mental chewing gum.

Be they friend or foe, all these people be sunshine to me; some because they bring in the warmth with their presence and some because when they leave it seems as if the world gets brighter.

STOMP.

Me no have no room in me heart for hate.

24 comments:

Pink said...

Repent ye Monster for Godzilla is nigh.

xx
pinks

leelee said...

I LOVE YOUR NEW BANNER!!!!!!!!!!

Scary Monster said...

Pink~ How is/was your trip?

Me shall not repent for Godzilla be me mama.

leelee~ Thanks. Me just wanted to see iffin me could do it. Will be making something much cooler when me gets time.

Yer new avatar be pretty HOT. did ya take that pic at the hippie fest?

Serena said...

I love that We No Blog picture. LOL. Count me among the admirers of the new banner, too.

Re visitors, respect is the key word. Visitors who disrespect your home should get the boot, pure and simple, end of story. R-E-S-P-E-C-T... Sing it, Aretha.

Camille Alexa said...

It takes a Scary village?...

Unknown said...

Me too in love with the banner. Strike that...I am in lust with it! I don't know how I feel about visitors. I don't get any. Now I feel really alone.

leelee said...

gee Scary, thanks..no 'twas at a party with me pals...as you can see I was having a pretty good time..I always laugh with my friends..it's what we do.

Pink said...

Well Godzilla has seen your desk. Better repent or clean up fast!

(me still in africa looking for scary monsters with long necks or stripes or bushy manes)

Little Lamb said...

See? You're not a scary monster. Scare me if you're really a scarey monster.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I have 10,000 volts running through my doorbell. Needless to say, I don't have a lot of visitors. BUZZZZZ!

Scary Monster said...

SJ~ Now iffin me can get lady soul over here to do some team blogging then we might just have some fun.

Camille~ or at the very least, a Scary mob...


Kanrei~ Lusting over a little geen monster, are we? Things down in Fla. must be hot.


leelee~ When Me goes out with friends me always cries... They always trick me into paying the bill.


Pink~ Godzilla sits over me desk and stares down on me everyday. The desk is a mess and will remain so for quite a while yet.

Hope ya find yer monsters.


Lambkins~ OK. Me will have one more go at this...
BOO!

Mr. Dyckerson~ Do ya pee in front of yer door to make sure there's good conductivity?

STOMP!

Serena said...

Oh, yeah, you and Lady Soul could do some real team STOMPIN'.:-)

Little Lamb said...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SCARY MONSTER!

leelee said...

Be they friend or foe, all these people be sunshine to me; some because they bring in the warmth with their presence and some because when they leave it seems as if the world gets brighter.

I like the way you think Scary..

Scary Monster said...

Jeeze you guys are fast! Me just walked away fer some b-fast vittles and yer already back at the lair. Cool!
SJ~ Think we can convince her to drop by?

Lambkins~ Me zipper got stuck and that were the best me could come up with.

leelee~ Me too. TeeHee

morgetron said...

The more I read the more I like. I liked you instantly but my like keeps growing.

I feel the same way about in-person visitors. They definitely take priority over all others.

-J

PS: Thanks for the visit on the interview and the blogaroo.

Outdoorsy Girl said...

What a cool new banner! Very scary, indeed!

Corn Dog said...

Love the banner. I never open the door over here for anyone. Call me a hermit.

Little Lamb said...

Zipper got stuck? Zipper? What zipper? Is that a costume in your avatar? Is that what you wear to look scary? A costume?

Ok fess up! Are you scary or not?

Scary Monster said...

Morgetron~ Glad ya likes the Monster's lair. The more ya read the wackier it gets.

O-Girl~ Got them pics up yet? Me just can't wait to see the Mormon Tabernacle choir in the wild hills of Utah.

Corn Dog~ So they just slide the pizzas under the door or what?

Lambkins~ No bab. Me greenish scaly exterior be as real as your fluffy wooly one.
To some Me be scary. To others, merely scared.

STOMP.

X. Dell said...

There's a reason somebody invented phone machines and other screening devices for the telephone. Now if only they would invent something analogous to the front door....

Scary Monster said...

X-dell, me man, it be called the peep hole.

STOMP.

Corn Dog said...

LOL! Believe it or not, Mr. Corn Dog cooks the pizza himself on his grill. Yeah. I don't know how he does it. It's really good with a corn meal crust. He's the MAN! The cooking man.

Lady Prism said...

ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!

(laughing alone after peeping through all scary posts and comments..)

enjoying...