Ennui, or what?
There be a certain propensity for me to let things get out of hand and go overboard when making decisions and taking action.
Me don't have the best judgement in the world.
Take this post for example; it were supposed to me about Q-tips and the sublime pleasure me derives from a long and intense ear canal cleaning session. A feeling that can be described in terms of euphoric, ecstatic, delightful and titillating.
Who me be kidding? Do you really want to hear about ear wax removal?
Me thought you might have, up until about ten minutes ago.
Me took a look back into the archives and realized that there be plenty of strange goings on in this place. One thing that me be somewhat surprised about is the amazing lack of profanity expressed here for Me be a fairly vulgar person.
Festival be startin tonight. Think me might go downtown and see what's goin on. That'd be better than sittin here thinkin about havin a smoke...
STOMP.
Me no got a drum.
2 comments:
Ahaha! I have been thinkin' about blogging that I can't live without Q-tips. We share this same passion, you and I, despite the repeated warnings on the box. They could make them BIGGER, but they know our secret ecstasy, and don't want sales to drop.
Me be seriously addicted to swabbing me ears. bizzare to say the least.
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