Brownie Points vs Ass Kissing.
You got a counter to keep track of yer visitors, don'tchya?
That makes me think that you care about who and how many peeps come a visiting.
This thought lead me to the idea that iffin ya put a juicy title on yer posts then the freaktoids who are googling for pehistoric teenage sci-fi sex anime will certainly click on to yer page. Iffin ya want them to stay, Me reckons that ya gotta post a couple o' nasty pics as well.
For any delicate readers out there, you are warned. Me next post will be explicit. Me will try to retain the standards that Me No Blog has worked hard for but, this is an experiment and sometimes things can go wrong. Very, very, wrong.
Me no be havin a fly's head.
15 comments:
I know that you will maintain your high standards no matter how explicit you are forced to get in the interest of Sociological studies. I don't even have any dirty pictures on my blog, and you ought to see some of the search terms that show up. It's hysterical.:-)
You're trying to get on Pug's black sheep list, aren't you? Trying to go over to the dark side, eh?
I may just wander over here to see what you post.
Oh, btw, I have sitemeter to let me know who visits.
FINALLY! Now we're getting somewhere!!
I can't wait to find out just how wrong this goes! ;)
I don't keep track of any of that stuff. No idea.
Yes! Yes! Naked monster pics. You attracted this freak ... now you're stuck with me.
-J
The two pictures on my blog that get the most hits are nekkid.jpg and mygirls.jpg. nekkid.jpg is a naked bicyclist at Critical Mass in San Francisco. His arm is accidentally strategically placed, so the picture is really PG. The other picture, mygirls.jpg, is a picture of my dogs.
...how 'bout "naked monster with two wieners"... lol! you wish...
I can't wait for the filthy pics!!!
i like filthy pics...how bout 'monster bathing in mud?'
what? wrong kind of filthy you say?
phhhht.
xx
pinks
I still gets hits for the post where I mention Jenna Jameson. :-)
I use StatCounter.
I can't wait.
You are already naked!
Nobody ever googles for weird stuff at my blog...oh wait...nothing weird over there!
The biggest hits I get (with a google word search) is for my chipmunk story- seriously. A lot of people apparently are bitten by chipmunks every year.
Glad to be of service to humanity :)
I've got my safety gear on. I'm ready!
I'm tingling in anticipation
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