Today be Sunday
Well, not quite. Me still got a few minutes left before the minute hand takes another day away from me.
Lookin over me shoulder at the clock on the wall and watch the sweep hand steal a little more time away.
After Me wakes up tomorrow me gonna clear up the last of the human garbage that been plaguing me. That don't sound nice and it ain't, so me don't wanna say anything else about it. It's been difficult tryin to crack wise this week when circumstances offer you nothing, but a crushing sense of responsibility and a horizon of uncertainty.
Me has a plan! A way out of the summer doldrums.
Goin to the drivin range later on; indelible fine point marker in hand to draw the face of she who must not be named on each and every ball Me goin to introduce to the Big Dog.
For those of you not familliar with the world of golf let me tell you that on a really good day an amateur golfer can drive about 225 yards. Think about the impact and power it takes to send an object that far away. Hmmmm. Me really lookin forward to spending a couple of hours doin nuthin but practicin on her face. It'll be a great final chapter.
Me no average golfer.
7 comments:
This is where American technology is SUPERIOR: here, it's only SATURDAY!
Yessssss!
Ah...but the English are best...here its just getting on to Saturday night baby!
Martini time!
xx
pinks
SM, that will be the most satisfying thing, to go out and drive golf balls as far as possible! i loved to golf...but not putt, i hate that...you have to be too precise with that stuff!
Heh. There's still a lot of SATURDAY left here. Anyway... Drive it hard and drive it far. It's a great stress reliever.:)
I tried taking out my anger on the driving range once. However, I failed to remember that I don't know how to swing a golf club so I wound up throwing balls as hard as I could and yelling, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEVER LISTEN!"
Pug~ Since when does being behind someone make you superior? Oh, yeah, well....Never mind.
Pink~ Me saves Martinis fer sunday mornin.A taste of the Pug that bit me.
libby~ In this case me not innerested in accuracy, only the beautiful sound of the club makin contact and the sight of the ball hittin the net.
SJ~ Will do!
Ryan~ Welcom to the lair. Next time just throw the balls at her instead.
STOMP.
Maybe you can drive 225 yards but I only bop it about 150 with my starter set.
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