Thursday, July 26

Me just might be dead tomorrow

There be some folks out there who be wonderin what kind of woman would fall for the Monster.
Strange as it might seem, love can find its way into everyone's life, even if he be a twisted green beast.

The Vixen be one of a kind. Her expressiveness agility and mental cohesiveness be the things that keep me paws onna ground. On our last excursion too the big city she got so darn excited that she couldn't contain herself. This here be me way of introducing one very original lady. Here be Mrs.Monster



Me no livin the loca vida.

13 comments:

leelee said...

Well she certainly is limber. I need a nap after watching that...exhausting.

Pink said...

she must be fun to go clubbing with!

Anonymous said...

OMG, thats f**king hysterical!!! The giggling HURTS! I adore you!!!

Randy Sexer said...

is she dancing or being attacked by wasps?

Anonymous said...

Umm thanks for voting me for me in a category I am not in (the speedo category) in the RFS awards. Do I get to pick the color?

puerileuwaite said...

I once believed that women would be crazy not to fall for the Monster. Now I know the opposite to be true.

Just be careful. Rumor has it that Lorena Bobbitt started out in similar fashion.

Little Lamb said...

She did that in front of everybody?

Scary Monster said...

leelee ~ You took a nap, me took some Prozac.

Pink~ She'd certainly clear the dance floor

Grrrl~ She be stompin all on her lonesome, ya.

randy sexer~ wasps, snakes and a serious case of rectal itch. LOL

polliwog~ You may choose the color or, sincnce the voting still be going on, you may choose to show me yer breasts. That will certainly sway the polls.

Pug ~ A little Stomp and Chomp, eh.

Lambkins~ She did that in front of a whole lot of everybodies.

STOMP.

Serena said...

LMAO! The girl is limber and agile, that's for sure.:-)

ThatGreenyFlower said...

I don't know whether it's funny or sad. Is this a new Shinjuku fad or something? Women didn't do epileptiform dances in the street when I lived in Japan. Now, admittedly, that was a long time ago...

Anonymous said...

Balance, flexibility, and pure Freak Power. So, meth has made it to Japan...

Corn Dog said...

Hey, we've seen a picture of the vixen before and this ain't her. Scary! Who are you trying to fool?

Scary Monster said...

SJ~ Thas why me enjoy the SHTOMPIN so much. lol

Greenyflower~ "the times they are a changin" Were they still doin rockabilly stray cat stuff. That were popular fer a long time.

Jimh~ Loved what you did with the last post! This kid had problems waaaaay before the meth took effect.

Corn Dog ~ That were NYD's Vixen. Iffin me actually put mrs. Monster's pic up, Me believes that me would be in serious trouble.

STOMP.