Rawhide revisited

After realizing that there are many others, like Me, who are afflicted with LCS (lyric changing syndrome) Me would like to share with you the song that were eventually sung in me car on the way to work the other day. And to the millions of worried fans out there, no need to despair. The Monster will do his best to learn a few more ballads and sea chanteys before Christmas.

What be your original verses???

Kanpai
(Japanese for cheers)

Strollin strollin strollin
To the bar Me goin
Keep that whiskey flowin
Kanpai!
Beer 'n Booze 'n Bimbos
Dressed in kimonos
Stompin around on Friday night.
All the things I'm missin
Good sex, love and kissin
Are waiting at the end of the night.

Make a move (fill er up)
Fill er up (make a move)
Turn her on (gimme head)
Kanpai!
Check em out (ride em hard)
Ride em hard (check em out)
Check em out (ride em hard)
Kanpai!!

Keep tryin tryin tryin
Although they ain't buyin
Keep them girlies smilin
Kanpai
Don't try to unnerstand them
Just dope, coax and scam them
Won't get play if you don't start to lie
My brains calculating
The condoms that are waiting
been so long, Me thinks they might be dry.

Make a move (fill er up)
Fill er up (make a move)
Turn her on (gimme head)
Kanpai!
Check em out (ride em hard)
Ride em hard (check em out)
Check em out (ride em hard)
Kanpai!!
Yah!
Make a move (fill er up)
Fill er up (make a move)
Turn her on (gimme head)
Kanpai!
Check em out (ride em hard)
Ride em hard (check em out)
Check em out (ride em hard)
Kanpai!!
Yah!
Rollin rollin rollin
Oh me balls are swollen
Where's the kitty goin?
Bye bye.
Shit!
Kanpai

Me No Wierd Al.