What was it that killed the cat?
Maybe Me got a masochistic streak in me.
Maybe me likes playin with fire.
Mebbe me just too damn stupid to get pee out of a boot with instructions written on the heel.
At the top of all Blogger blogs is a little button that says "Flag Blog". It's supposed to alert the powers that be about objectionable posts and such.
Me just keeps on hitting the damned thing. Kinda hoping the boys in the basement will
sit up and take notice. Maybe me will get on blogs of note because of it.
Just what is objectionable material?
Me believes that most of the drivel me spouts be fairly offensive to any grammarian and to most intellectuals, but they still visit.
Me don't spout the obviously censurable material such as racial epithets or cyber bully bullshit, yet me feels me words and thinking must be a source of perturbation to someone, somewhere.
After all, if it ain't then what the hell me be doin here?
Me no sustain yer objections.
28 comments:
Is this the start of a "Flag Monster Offensive" movement? Are we going to use the system's rules to bring down the system?
Down with Upstarts!
Up with Downers!
Plug the Cheese!
Plug the Cheese!
Plug the Cheese!
And Remember to STOMP!
Uh oh, Kanrei's gone political again. Me gonna get out me Cheese Guevara T-shirt and light up a doobie.
Good to see ya again Kanrei. How's the stompin?
If you don't take anything seriously, how can you find anything objectionable? Its all entertainment to me.
I personally love playing with fire.:-)
I don't know what's considered objectionable, either. I've "blog cruised" -- keep hitting the "Next Blog" link up top -- and landed on some of the most hard-core porn sites I've ever seen. I'd be very surprised if Blogger ever really deems anything objectionable. I think it's just a CYA thing.
We are watching you.
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Blogspot Unintelligible,Lude, Licivious,Sexist,Hateful,InsightingTerrorism (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T) Comments Committee
Ooooh. I hate that kind of thing...makes you feel like Big Brother is Watching
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pinks
Nor do I understand what is objectionable material. Keep on offending, Mr. Monster!
I like it.
We ARE Scary's big brothers!
What kind of monster's do you think we are?
I have gone off the wagon and dove right back into the politcal landscape. I feel so dirty. I just need to express the following thought thoug-
The government is secretly trying to (THE FOLLOWING HAS BEEN CENSORED BY BLOGSPOT FOR THE PROTECTION OF YOUR SENSITIVE LITTLE EYES. YOU ARE WELCOME) and has been for some time. I just thought you should know.
What was it that killed the cat? Well being on a hot tin roof may have had something to do with it. Stupid cat.
I'm gonna have to flag you for using "perturbation". Oh wait, never mind, I just looked it up. (I thought it was a form of masturbation that annoys other movie-goers. I guess not.)
Pug...it depends on what kind of movies you go to...the kind stompy inhabits...well...lets just say...nobody would get annoyed by a little masturbation here and there
:-)
Stomp on.
Did you really flag your own blog? Did anyone say anyting about it? Is there anybody actually monitoring this thing?
When me was 13 years old, me mom once caught me flagging me blog in me bedroom. Me was embarrassed.
Oh yeah...
SQUIRT!
Varient~ Ain't that the way most things in life shoud be?
SJ~ Do ya still got the addresses of them sites??
B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T~ OK, at least me got yer attention. xx
Pinkadoo~ The man is watching. Just you wait and see.
O-Girl~ Me will do me best before they come by and shut me down.
Kanrei~ Do ya like Me shirt?
PUG~ LOL@ hot tin roof.
Me thinks you were thinking of intubation, there, pup.
Lb b~ Yeah me did, twice and you can too iffin ya feels up to it. Just wanna see what happens.
Mr. Mytonious Dyckerpopadopalous~ Anyone getting caught blogflogging by their mom should immediately put on a clown suit and have a purely sexual relationship with Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton and Donald Duck.
QUACK!
If you flag your own blog and noone is around, should you feel embarassed? You will probably be bare assed.
If a blog is flagged in an empty blogosphere, did it make a sound?
...Uh, wait, I'm confused.
Wait, I got another one:
What is the sound of one blog flagging?
You'll go blind doing that.
I hate to tell ya Scary but nothing happens. When they first installed the "Flag" button I accidentally flailed the crap out of it on my own blog. My vision was really bad and I couldn't enlarge that bar and well... I guess I'm making excuses. The first installed the button where the "Next" button used to be. For the first few weeks I reported myself on an almost daily basis. Nothing happens. The same happens if you ever have a blogger problem and try to communicate with them. Nothing happens.
adw~ Hey yer a hooter chick, right? What'ws with the wedding pic. Show me some hooters then me will get bare assed.
Greeny~ Flagging blogs - blogging fags flagellating blobs- it be all the same iffin no one be around to report it to.
tfg~ It'll be fun tryin!
Corn Dog~ Me believes iffin me can get everyone to flag me than me will definitely get noticed. Waddaya think?
could I just wave a flag? I can't find the button and I want to play!
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pinks
Oh I found it...forgive me...I had a lot of coffee this morning. Do you think 152 hits will help? (I needed something to do with my coffee!)
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pinks
Some of your readers are a bit daft. We're not so worried anymore about objectionable content. They wouldn't 'get it' anyway.
We're still watching.
Especially in the shower.
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B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T Comments Committee
This could be turned into a contest. If we all flag ourselves and each other all day, every day (maybe put a cap of 2000 times a day on it), how long would it take the b.u.l.l.s.h.i.t committee to notice? You'd have to think of an appropriate prize for the winner.
We have noticed.
and we are not amused.
except by your slippers, Serena. They're kind of cute.
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Oh Scary! You made me laugh really hard. Thanks for that. I'm not gonna poke your flag button though. Knowing my luck, someone would actually do something.
Oops, sorry, that was me. I thought it meant that I was waving your blog's flag.
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