Sloppy Seconds
It seems that Pug be declaring "shenanigans" on the Monster for beating him to the punch on a comment left at Serena's blog.
He says-
"I'm declaring "Shenanigans" on Scary for finding out in advance how I was going to answer Question #2 and commenting ahead of me. I have raised my security level to "Orange" until Scary ceases his brand of terrorism."Me not too sure what he be meaning by shenanigans, but me figures that me can beat him to the punch again thereby upping the vapidity of me posts and increasing the threat level to a point where Jack Bow-wower might just come to pay me a visit.
A semi-true Scary story.
Me had to work with a team of really great guys last Sunday. We didn't earn much money and decided to blow it all at one of the local watering holes. After a couple of rounds, we started taking the piss out of each other and of course that lead to comments about our girlfriends and wives.
NYD, a real smartass, started in on me for not having any kids with a terrible pun; Wassamatter, Scary? Why no kids? Is the Vixen "Unbearable"?
Then another snide remark from someone else- "Mebbe she's inconceivable"
And of course the laughs were all on me.
Finally, our "Boss"pipped in with "Could it be that she's impregnable?"
Me put on me best Scary Monster face and said, "No, boys, you got it all wrong...
She be insurmountable and inscrutable."
Cheers.
sToMp!
15 comments:
It be hard being me...stomp.
Well, just as long as she's not incontinent!
(Sorry buddy ... it's the first thing I could think of ...)
Just wanted to let you know that I received the package from Julie... my photo journey shall begin and I will find someone worthy to sent it on to.
I am willing to send the CD pretty much anywhere.
I love that story!
Pug~ That reminds me of a line from "Life of Brian" Can you guess which one?
Scott~ Me be pleased that O-girl introduced us. Can't wait to see where you gonna take me. This be the most funnest way of makin Stompin' buddies that Me can think of.
STOMP.
Grrl~ You snuck in while me were posting a comment and you changed the avatar again, YUM!
Wow Jeannie is looking so sexy I even spent 7 minutes getting mesmerised!
err...what was your post about again? errr...
oh ya. better hope vixen no read your blog or YOU be Stomped!
:)
xx
pinks
We'd better watch out, Pinks. I had the same reaction!
Scary, you too funny. Best keep Vixen out of here, though, or she'll STOMP and remain forever inscrutable.:-)
Insurmountable and inscrutable. Absolutely perfect. Scary, you be one wicked-smart STOMPer.
As long as she is an "innie" (if you know what I mean).
Your package sure gets around, Scary.
Would the line include "Incontinentious Buttocks"?
Pink, Baby Me knows what ya mean. That be one sexy avatar. Wonderin iffin Me ought to do the same.
SJ~ Sometimes things just gotta get worse before they get better. Besides Me don't think the vixen enjoys me brand of goofiness.
Greenyflower~ All the accolades go to me brothers in arms. They provide the inspiration. Me only responds in like.
Varient~ The problem be with longitude vs. latitude.
tfg~ Helluva lot of postal marks on it too.
Pug~ You are, as always, on the money. tell me where to send the $64,000.
Scary, you know your friendship is more important to me than the $64,000. I would never let money drive a wedge between us.
Pug yer a pal a real trooper, but me was just alluding to the fact that you always know the right answer to me questions and have the quirkiest comments.
The friendship is solid and the shenanigans must continue.
STOMPS
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