The Franklin Covey Day Planner Post. AKA:
Tagged by Cap'n Grunty to provide you with a completely insane account of an utterly daft encounter with an imaginary situation because Me don't own nor know what a Franklin Covey Day Planner is and am too lazy to Google it.
Under "Record of Conversation": "Why, because of Me internet activities we don't have any conversations anymore. or The conversation about not conversing."
Project: "The deft exchange of bodily fluids."
Subject: "Stomping not be foreplay."
With: "The Vixen". The source of stress and serendipity in me salacious secret life.
Telephone: "Gotta find me cell fone bephore me can reach out and touch someone."
Meeting at: "The interior of the Monstermobile while driving 45kph over the speed limit."
By: "Public Road, I69."
Date: "Two weeks after the last luner eclipse when Generalissimo Francisco Franco were in the house of the rising sun."
Topic Discussed: "This is NOT the time to be having this discussion."
Action: "Attempting to maneuvour a two ton vehicle around other projetiles all travelling at various speeds containing couples who are quite possibly having the same conversation except for the asswipe on the cell phone. Unless it be Me cell he be using."
Within ruled notebook area:
The word "WHY" written in #2 pencil over and over again and at the bottom of the page...
STOMP!
11 comments:
I have no idea what you just said, but it sounds like you enjoyed it.:-)
Then me must've done exactly what the Cap'n commanded.
STOMP.
That was the most delightful jabberwocky!
Grrrl~ You gone done changed yer avatar. Why? Me liked the sultry hip shakin one.
Iffin ya like jabberwocky wait till ya see what me pulls out o me pocket Me has got a collection of some mimsey in me bellybutton.
stomp!
Fascinating, Jim
Suberply interesting
Are you certain that stomping is not foreplay?
Logo~ Me could'nt write anything that made as much sense as you did.
BD29~ You thought that were interesting? Then you should definiteiy go with me tattoo ideas.
tfg~ Well fer the Vixen it ain't, but it works for me...
StOmP!
Absolute Dada. You are a brilliant monster. I should have posted another one that I did, featuring a conversation between a human caterpillar and a "meat lamp".
Cap'n Descring anything Me does as "DaDa"be the highest form of compliment.
Here's what the experts had to say about him-A reviewer from the American Art News stated that
"The Dada philosophy is the sickest, most paralyzing and most destructive thing that has ever originated from the brain of man."
STOMPS!
I don't get it either, but it was fun!
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