Some things Me wish Me never said...
"Mom said I could borrow them!" (Of course she didn't.)
Said to my dad when he caught me taking apart the dining room furniture with his tools. That got me a tanning.
You left it on my side of the room, so it's mine." & "I'm gonna tell mom on you.
Famous last words before me older brother knocked me on me ass.
"Oh Yeah! Well, what are ya gonna do about it?"
Stated to the classroom thug, just before Me got me ass kicked in the sixth grade.
"Fuck school!. I want to be a bum when I grow up."
Me mom didn't say a word, she just chased me around the house hitting me with a wooden cooking spoon
"Of course I'm over 18. Now Gimme a shot of Jim Daniels."
Me never did get that shot nor ever went back to that bar again. The laughter still rings in me ears
"You're pregnant? How the hell did that happen?!"
Right before a slap in the face.
"Is that your real hair color?"
Different girl. Same slap in the face.
"I do."
Yet another girl, but the punishment were much worse.
Me no ready to stop saying stupid things.
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If ever a day passed when I didn't say at least one stupid thing, I'd be pretty sure the world was ending that day. LOL.
At least you realized your dream of becoming a bum.
shhh. I'll get some thread and we'll sew your lips together ;)
xx
pinks
That talking to women thing will get you in trouble every time.
Hey us girls are all bad...I say stupid things all the time.
Sometimes I wish there was a way to get my mouth to slow down and let my brain think before it spews words....LOL
Sorry Scary. I laughed pretty hard at that. My Mom was hell with her wooden spoon too. She beat the crap out of the kitchen cabinets on more than one occassion in anger.
"Oh Yeah! Well, what are ya gonna do about it?"
Stated to the classroom thug, just before Me got me ass kicked in the sixth grade.
"Fuck school!. I want to be a bum when I grow up."
Me mom didn't say a word, she just chased me around the house hitting me with a wooden cooking spoon
These are things that I have been through myself.
"Fuck this place. I don't need a reference from this job!"
But it sure would have helped.
"Do you ever shutup?"
Apparently, the answer was no.
"Why not? I get paid on Friday."
Effectively sums up my credit card debt.
Ah yes, the diarrhea mouth syndrome. I hear it's highly contagious...
SJ~ Yeah, but Me be certain that your stupid makes you sound cute while me stupid makes me sound like a duck.
Mighty D~ Yup, Now the next step is to become a monkey in a clown suit. Me figures me gonna work me way down the evolutionary scales.
Pink~ Allow me to formally welcome you to the Monster lair. And let you know that there be better ways to seal me lips.
tfg~ Me knows, Me knows, but me just happen to like gettin into trouble.
BD29~ Iffin me could get me mouth and brain workin on the same plane me wouldn't be very scary now, would Me?
Corn Dog~ Moms can be pretty tough on the furniture as well as our butts. Me had to learn to move fast to avoid a variety of attacks for the idiotic things me were always sayin in front of her.
Grunt~ In one way or another, we all have, my man. We all have.
Kadonkadonk~ Damn, Me gets dizzy just typing yer name. Great additions! Me be counting on more from ya in the future!! Welcome and...
STOMP.
To a girl who wanted me to stay, i was reallyreally nervous, "I'm going away now, i have training"
I did stay, but the damage was done, should have seen it, nooooooooooooo
:) i'm better now
bye the way scary, (not allowed to use many word in your next post so putting it here) is it safe to guess you wouldn't mind me making a post in which your blog is mentioned as in "go check it out" and possibly even containing positive things about your writing ?
I feel for ya, Scary (can't quite reach ya, but I feel for ya, anyway).
I seem to be quite famous for not knowing how to keep my big mouth shut. At least I'm in the best of company.
nye..hee!hee!hee!
The key should be to conduct oneself as if they've been captured by the enemy. Especially the talking to women thing.
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