Thursday, May 10

Takin it on the chin

Me wants to thank you all for making me last post so much fun for me. A single word can sum up a lot about a person and everyone gave me some cool stuff to ponder throughout the day.

STOMP.
Now me be Tagged! By this unscrupulous purveyor of romantic literature
Here are the rules:
1. Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.

2. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.

*3. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.

4. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

Me will write the eight things about meself, but will leave it to others to tag themselves.
Iffin you do want to participate leave an invitation for me to read about it in the comments section.

1. Me owns as many belts as me does pants.
Unless Me trousers are funky me just hangs them up on the verandah to air out and changing belts be a pain in the ass so me just leaves the belts on them

2. Me loves Q-tips!
The feeling of swabbing me ears leaves me in a state of extreme pleasure.

3. Me waves and sez "Bye bye" to me poop as it makes its way to the underworld.
Why not? It was a part of me and we shared the most private of moments together.

4. Me favorite author be Dr. Seuss.
There be a whole lot of depth to he silliness.

5. Me worked in an S&M club when me were a teenager.

6. Me presently has six tattoos on me body.

7. Me took me SATs while tripping and scored over 1200

8. Me once danced on a bar with Val Kilmer at a post production party party of Top Gun.
Me also gave "Goose" the bird at that very same party.

Me be the one and only Scary Monster.

10 comments:

Unknown said...

Your eight things are cooler than any one I could come up with. They fill me with many questions and I am not sure where to start so I will just create my own answers. Those are usually more fun.

Corn Dog said...

HA. Those are the best 8 I've read in this meme so far. I saw a cool tatt yesterday. It was a tiny martini glass around this woman's ear. At least I think that's what it was. I didn't want to stare.

Kelly Peeples said...

maybe you're putting your belt in the wrong slot, if it's a pain in the...

Scary Monster said...

Kanrei~ Glad to see you are feeling better. Can't wait to see what you write.

Corn Dog~ You don't have to stare. Everyone Me knows loves to show off their ink iffin you be interested.

Warrior~ Will have to re-think me sartorial mannerisms.

STOMP

Corn Dog said...

Really? There are some fabulous tattoos in San Francisco but I think people would get tired of the constant comments. There was a girl on the bus and she had one up the back of her neck that fanned in spikes and wrapped around the lower part of her ears. It was gorgeous. She had chocolate skin and the ink was brilliant green and red.

Scary Monster said...

CD~ Of course it depends on the person, but if you tell then that they've got some nice ink and you want to know who did the work, Me be pretty certain that they be willing to talk about it.

Bardouble29 said...

There is no way I could come up with any near as interesting as your answers.

I don't have any tatoos, but have always wanted to get one...

Pink said...

I used to frequent s&m clubs when me a teenager. maybe you bounced me out for misbehavin' ;)

Stomp ;)
xx
pinks

Scary Monster said...

BD29~ Go for it, but remember... they are like diamonds.

Pinks~ Maybe not bounced you out, just bounced you up and down???
Me didn't become a "doorman" until much later

puerileuwaite said...

I can't help but wonder how one can get bounced from an S&M club. My guess? If someone yells, "Stop! You're hurting him!", that person might get kicked out.