More "Blogthingys" for women
Seeing how men are just slightly outnumbered by the female of the species and often ruled by the power they posses over us lesser monsters.
Me will acquiesce and post a series of questions for women.
Seeing how it be the middle of the night here for me and me spirits are as calm as moonlit clouds floating into the big dipper, me questions will take on a different tone than those of the mornin's post.
And awaaaaaaay we go.
- Were you in love with the first boy you kissed?
- Has a guy ever carved your initials into a tree? You know what Me means, the heart and arrow thing.
- When you were a school girl, did you ever get into a fist fight with a boy you actually liked?
- Did you ever play "doctor"?
- Did you ever kiss the ugly kid when you played spin the bottle?
- Has a boy ever carried your books home for you?
- Was your first time something you'd like to do over? How would you improve upon it?
- Have you ever gotten so drunk that you didn't know who you were bonking with, nor care?
- Have you ever dated someone because they had money?
- Have you ever dated someone because they were popular?
- Have you ever used sex as a weapon? How?
- Have you ever cried because of unrequited love?
- Were you ever ashamed of someone you were with?
- Would you date someone just to avoid being alone?
- Have you ever been the other woman?
What, in your opinion, is the worst thing your mate can do to you?
Me realizes that many of these questions be rather personal, but they, much like me last post are based on me experiences in life. So when you choose to answer them realize that you will be enlightening any guy who visits this place and there be a good chance that some sweet girl somewhere will be grateful that her guy understands her better.
Me no stomping today.
Oi, Pinks. these guys say it better than me could in me last comment at your place. stomp.
12 comments:
Were you in love with the first boy you kissed? course not.
Has a guy ever carved your initials into a tree?
Does a chain saw count?
When you were a school girl, did you ever get into a fist fight with a boy you actually liked? Does a fist fight with any old boy count.
Did you ever play "doctor"? Still do.
Did you ever kiss the ugly kid when you played spin the bottle? Umm, that's the nature of spin the bottle.
Has a boy ever carried your books home for you? No, I lived on a farm - an hour bus ride and the city kids weren't that crazy.
Was your first time something you'd like to do over? Some days yes, some days no
How would you improve upon it? I'll never tell
Have you ever gotten so drunk that you didn't know who you were bonking with, nor care? no
Have you ever dated someone because they had money? no way
Have you ever dated someone because they were popular? nope
Have you ever used sex as a weapon? How? Yeah, Honey, mow the lawn and I'll let ya mow my lawn
Have you ever cried because of unrequited love? no
Were you ever ashamed of someone you were with? never
Would you date someone just to avoid being alone? no, dogs are really good company
Have you ever been the other woman? nope
1- yes, and I married him
2 yes
3 no
4 good heavens
5 no- never played spin the bottle
6 yes, of course :)
7 No do-overs. Let's just say that learning from our mistakes can be a good thing- ok?
8 No way- not ever.
9 No...never.
10 No, but I was popular...
11 Never. I like it too much.
12 An ocean of tears
13 Yes-once. Sad.
14 No.
15 Yes. that's sad too-
The worst thing is apathy and being taken for granted. Seems to be an illness that finds it's way in to most places. Breaks my heart. Been there, done that...
and it's hard to eliminate once it sets in.
I want this to be my new "Pre-Date Acceptance Questionnaire". With one additional question: "Have you ever used a weapon during sex?" (that would be the girl for me!).
1. thought so...
2.no
3. no
4. yes
5. i probly was that kid...
6. yes
7. no
8. ummm...
9. nawww...
10. of course!
11. yesh...it's a good 'get you back' tool!
12. every day...
13.also every day...
14. no way!
15. yup..it's possible to be 'the wife' & the 'other woman' at the same time...
disrespect...and tell himself quietly 'nobody'll know'!
I can't do this one. There's nobody I'm in love with, nobody I want to kiss (except my dog). Last time I did, I got my heart stuck in the shredder. Blech.
1. Were you in love with the first boy you kissed? I thought he was cute but I had no concept of love at the time. Still not sure if I do.
2. Has a guy ever carved your initials into a tree? You know what Me means, the heart and arrow thing. Nope.
3. When you were a school girl, did you ever get into a fist fight with a boy you actually liked? No, I basically avoided anyone human, so that would have been weird.
4. Did you ever play "doctor"? (see #3)
5. Did you ever kiss the ugly kid when you played spin the bottle? (see #3)
6. Has a boy ever carried your books home for you? No, but a boy did safely escort me home after I'd had a panic attack. There were no romantic feelings on either side.
7. Was your first time something you'd like to do over? How would you improve upon it? My first time was awesome. I guess I wish I hadn't "faked it", but I didn't know what I was doing.
8. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you didn't know who you were bonking with, nor care? I have never been very drunk.
9. Have you ever dated someone because they had money? No.
10. Have you ever dated someone
11. Have you ever used sex as a weapon? How? No.
12. Have you ever cried because of unrequited love? Now THAT I have done.
13. Were you ever ashamed of someone you were with? Yes.
14. Would you date someone just to avoid being alone? No.
15. Have you ever been the other woman? Not that I'm aware of, but some people might define it differently.
16. What, in your opinion, is the worst thing your mate can do to you? Barring serious criminal acts? Break a promise.
Dogs Quote The Last Fact Quite Often
Were you in love with the first boy you kissed?
-I really thought I was, and he broked my poor lil heart.
Has a guy ever carved your initials into a tree?
-No but that would be super sweet.
When you were a school girl, did you ever get into a fist fight with a boy you actually liked?
-not a fist fight, more like picking on each other.
Did you ever play "doctor"?
-Of course!
Did you ever kiss the ugly kid when you played spin the bottle?
-Never played. But we did play truth or dare, but I never got dared to kiss the ugly boy.
Has a boy ever carried your books home for you?
-Yes, once when I was in the third grade, it was SO cool.
Was your first time something you'd like to do over?
-yes, I would do it over, but I would not even have had that particular first experience.
Have you ever gotten so drunk that you didn't know who you were bonking with, nor care?
-I have been drunk, but not that drunk.
Have you ever dated someone because they had money?
-No
Have you ever dated someone because they were popular?
-no, I was (am) too much of a dork.
Have you ever used sex as a weapon? How?
-Can I plead the fifth on this one?
Have you ever cried because of unrequited love?
-ugh, yes way too many times.
Were you ever ashamed of someone you were with?
-unfortunately yes, I have a soft heart and didn't know how to say I didn't want to date a particular guy, with out hurting his feelings.
Would you date someone just to avoid being alone?
-hmmmm, probably not, but it would depend on the situation.
Have you ever been the other woman?
-unfortunately I was once, and when I figured it out I dumped the ass on his ass. Both of us girls were being duped by a guy.
What, in your opinion, is the worst thing your mate can do to you?
-Lie and cheat.
Were you in love with the first boy you kissed?
Nope.
Has a guy ever carved your initials into a tree? You know what Me means, the heart and arrow thing.
Not that I'm aware of.
When you were a school girl, did you ever get into a fist fight with a boy you actually liked?
Don't think so.
Did you ever play "doctor"? Of course.
Did you ever kiss the ugly kid when you played spin the bottle?
No, but that's because there weren't any ugly kids there.
Has a boy ever carried your books home for you? No, I don't think so.
Was your first time something you'd like to do over? How would you improve upon it? I wouldn't do it over because I don't necessarily believe in changing the past, but...yeah, I wish I could. I'd like it to actually mean something. To me. It didn't and I think that sucks.
Have you ever gotten so drunk that you didn't know who you were bonking with, nor care? No. Close but no.
Have you ever dated someone because they had money? No.
Have you ever dated someone because they were popular? No.
Have you ever used sex as a weapon? How? No, I don't think so.
Have you ever cried because of unrequited love? Oh yeah.
Were you ever ashamed of someone you were with? Sadly, yes, but I wasn't with him for long.
Would you date someone just to avoid being alone? In the past maybe, not now.
The worst thing my mate could do to me? Probably make terrible remarks about my body or looks.
Have you ever been the other woman?
1. Were you in love with the first boy you kissed?
No way but he gave me a hell of a hickey....damn it was freaking huge.,.I was mortified!
2. Has a guy ever carved your initials into a tree? You know what Me means, the heart and arrow thing.
No but Kid named Tommy wrote my name in pen all over his arms in 5th grade.
3. When you were a school girl, did you ever get into a fist fight with a boy you actually liked?
No
4. Did you ever play "doctor"?
Not till I was an adult ;-)
5. Did you ever kiss the ugly kid when you played spin the bottle?
No, I don't think so.
6. Has a boy ever carried your books home for you?
Nope :-(
7. Was your first time something you'd like to do over?
I suppose
How would you improve upon it?
I wish I had waited to do it with someone I really REALLY cared about..
8. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you didn't know who you were bonking with, nor care? I always knew who I was bonking.
9. Have you ever dated someone because they had money? no
10. Have you ever dated someone because they were popular? no
11. Have you ever used sex as a weapon? no.. its too fun to have a negative connotation. How?
12. Have you ever cried because of unrequited love? absolutely
13. Were you ever ashamed of someone you were with? no
14. Would you date someone just to avoid being alone? no
What, in your opinion, is the worst thing your mate can do to you?
up and leave me with no hint of why...I know a guy...who took his wife out to dinner for her birthday..and told her AT DINNER he was leaving her...out of the blue...how shitty is that?? I could take a split..as long as I knew it was coming or...was mutual with it. Although I have been with my hubs for over 20 years... I am only guessing.
1. Nope.
2. Yes. It's totally gay, though.
3. No.
4. No. I still kinda regret that one. It might have helped me in the future.
5. No Way! I have my standards, dude!
6. Yes.
7. A totally do-over. I would have picked someone else!
8. No and that's the beauty of having girlfriends that've got my back. They always save me by telling me that I would regret that in the morning.
9. No, because I am not THAT shallow!
10. Yes, because I am THAT shallow.
11. Of course. All women have. He was being a jerk one night and embarrassed me so he didn't get any.
12. Yes. That bastard!
13. No that's why I have the "I only date hot guys" standard.
14. No way! And that's why I'm in the boat I'm in now.
15. No.
The worst thing he could do to me is to lie and cheat.
1.Were you in love with the first boy you kissed? I think five is too young for that kind of commitment.
2.Has a guy ever carved your initials into a tree? You know what Me means, the heart and arrow thing. Not that I can remember. Do people really do that?
3.When you were a school girl, did you ever get into a fist fight with a boy you actually liked? Not that I remember. Do people really remember this stuff? I'm thinking six, maybe eight years old. How old is a schoolgirl to you?
4.Did you ever play "doctor"? Of course; it's a childhood staple.
5.Did you ever kiss the ugly kid when you played spin the bottle? I didn't play reindeer games.
6.Has a boy ever carried your books home for you? Not that I remember. I'm seeing a theme here.
7.Was your first time something you'd like to do over? How would you improve upon it? All I will admit to is there was plenty of room for improvement.
8.Have you ever gotten so drunk that you didn't know who you were bonking with, nor care? Next.
9.Have you ever dated someone because they had money? HAH! I don't think I've ever dated someone with money.
10.Have you ever dated someone because they were popular? HAH. I don't think I've ever dated someone popular. Wait, we're talking cheer-leadery/football-playery types here, right? Not the guy with the tallest 'hawk?
11.Have you ever used sex as a weapon? How? Well, it can be kind of explosive, but no.
12.Have you ever cried because of unrequited love? Not that I can remember. Seriously, crying?
13.Were you ever ashamed of someone you were with? That sounds cold.
14.Would you date someone just to avoid being alone? No. That doesn't sound sane at all.
15.Have you ever been the other woman? Not that I was aware of.
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