Thursday, May 17

Long live the Queen

The beauty pageant.
Me not knowing where they be starting, but
Me do enjoy them, in a freaky sort 'o way. The contestants must
work very hard, not only by being beautiful, but also by showing
us that there be more than aesthetic attributes to be discovered.

If one cares to look closely enough, one can see that these are not
your run of the mill beauties. They are the best of the best.

Some might call me sexist, but there are many folks who judge others by the way they look.

Let's try and be objective. Look at the photos and tell me what
you think. Drop dead gorgeous or coyote ugly?

Iffin you be a guy would you kick em out of yer bed?
Which one of these beauties would you want to ravage?

Iffin you be female and one of these contestants were sitting near you in a bar would you want to scratch their eyes out?
Thanyarat Jirapatpakorn

is crowned after winning

the Miss Tiffany's

beauty pageant
Thanyarat Jirapatpakorn (C) poses with runners-up Parawee Chapakorn (L) and Pimchanok Hongsopa after winning.


If one of them just happened to give you man a wink, would you push 'em down the stairs?



Well what be your thoughts about these Asian beauties?

You think they can compete in the Miss Universe pageant?


Me no Boy Scout.

24 comments:

ADW said...

Eh... I could care less, a hot girl is a hot girl whether she competes in beauty pageants or not. My girlfriend was a beauty queen and she was abnormal in the "look" they are supposed to have which gave her an edge.

Hot girls = good fun

Helene said...

you never fail to amaze me with the scope of your posts! lmao...

I can appreciate a beautiful woman without wanting to scratch her eyes out! lol As for pushing her down the stairs... nope I am much more passive aggressive than that!

When I was a teen I was in a pagent... it was clear from day one that I wasnt cut out for it, but I wanted to try so my Mom let me. I came in 3rd runner up (out of 4 hehehe) yip I totally lost! That ended my beauty pagent days.

Corn Dog said...

I don't think they're all that pretty. They don't have anything unique going for them. I've seen some really pretty Asian women on the bus - drop dead gorgeous with a style that compliments their looks. These woman are too cookie cutter clone material. I guess they do it for the contest. I like to see their skin too. That matters to me for some reason. Also, their personalities. It's hard to tell all that from a few pictures; I know.

Pink said...

ach. i'd scratch their eyes out.
xx
pinks

Stacia said...

I like beauty pageants, and those are some pretty girls too.

Libby said...

hey, scary monster, this is my first time here, i finally got around to checking my psychopthic politics blog & saw ya there...
i've always thought asian girls were gorgeous! but i also wish i had black hair instead of red/blond...sigh...

Mighty Dyckerson said...

What's the deal with that bottom right-hand picture? She looks like she's doing an impression of the Statue of Liberty.

Outdoorsy Girl said...

I do think they are beautiful. I don't want to scratch their eyes out, though. I'm not that catty.

There is a girl I work with whose eyes I'd love to scratch out. But not because she's pretty.

Meow! (hiss, hiss)

Scary Monster said...

adw~ well thanks for dropping by the Monster Lair. Iguess being hot yerself you wouldn't mind being around them.

Kate~ Wait til me reveals the secret of this post. Then you'll feel even stranger about beauty pagents

Corn Dog~ Hmmmm very perceptive. Look Closer, me friend.

Reverend Pinks~ I'd think twice about that!

December~ There could be something here that you could use in a romance novel; a twisted one, that is.

Libby~ Wow, you finally got here. Hooray! Me got into a real pissing contest with one of yer supporters over that post. Me must've been on the wagon that week.

Mr. Mighty Dykerson~ Too obvious!You can come up with something better than that. Don't you wanna bang one of these beauties?

Oh-Girl~ I think you might enjoy going camping with some of these contestants. They could chop the wood, carry the water, haul the heavy stuff, etc.

C'mon folks this be Scary's place. Me wouldn't post something as simple as this, would Me? Well maybe Me would. Click on those pics and figure out what me be doin here. STOMP!!

tfg said...

They look kind of phony to me.

Scary Monster said...

tfg~ Hmmm, You be getting hotter.
Really close. Keep working on it!

Malnurtured Snay said...

Less dress, more BOOBS! Less dress, more BOOBS!

Scary Monster said...

Snay~ Be careful of what you ask for me friend, many surprises waiting for you under them dresses. btw, What is a "snay" Me will have to google it.

paul said...

well scary,
maybe what't beneath the surface is that they all have ...
(eum, am i allowed to use the p-word in your lair?)
are they men ?

paul said...

hahaha,
after my previous comment i didn't google for 'snay', but i did google, and now i'm sure i don't want to bang any of them!
great post :)

Scary Monster said...

Paul Your efforts have rewarded you with the ablility to avoid mistakes while in Thailand. Congratulations!
STOMP.

P. fuckin S. You are allowed to use any language you see fit to describe yer feelins.

NYD said...

DUDE THOSE ARE TRANSEXUALS!!!!!

You cropped the captions. ROFLMAO!

Scary Monster said...

No fair! you be reading the Japanese newspapers too. STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP

RASPBERRIES- BRONX CHEER

Corn Dog said...

Fooled me. And I live in the land of transgendered. I just didn't think they were all that pretty or unique.

paul said...

hehe, but being forced to choose, i'd still prefer one of these over zarflax any day and twice on thursday

Scary Monster said...

CornDog~ Me didn't either, Me just wanted to see how many guys would drool over them.
Thaen again Me wouldn't want to be alone, drunk in a bar with one of em hitting on me. Me would be in for a big surprise.

Paul~ Me knows Zarflax! Me married Zarflax. That's why me stomp.

Pink said...

Transexuals or not...they're still far too pretty...and I have a rule...I scratch out the eyes of any man that is prettier than me. That way I ensure I'm the pretty one ;)
xx
pinks

paul said...

sm~ auch, sorry to hear that, but then again, if you're stomps wouldn't be here on this blog... that would also be sad
(damned other side of every coin)

Karyn said...

I don't give a rat's ass whether they're transgendered or straight up girls - mean winks = watch your back, because I have got a scathing ass case of PMS and I will totally push their mean-winking asses down the stairs. I won't claw their eyes out though because I have massive occular aversion and eye injuries gross me out. Blehh.