Saturday, May 26

The Green Machine

Me gotta prom to go to and Me ain't never been to one before.
Me be hoping that Corn Dog likes me ride.
It sure will get us noticed even before we stroll through the doors.
Me don't think that me being unable to dance will be a problem.
Me keeps a pint of booze in me back pocket ans will spike the punch as soon as Me gets there.
Now all me has to do is keep doling it out to me date
and make certain that Pug don't try to hump her leg before me does.
STRUT!
Me no gentle giant.

5 comments:

paul said...

if pug humps her leg, maybe you could hump his car with yours

Corn Dog said...

I am laughing so hard. I LOVE THE RIDE, Scary.

Serena said...

LOL! You got style, Scary.

Anonymous said...

Scary, maybe you should pimp your ride just to add that extra umph

The Grunt said...

Now there's a ride you can stomp in.