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Starink at me post and workink on me seventh cup of coffee and Me fith smoke of the mornink, Me startink to wonder about them tests.
Were Me to make a test, what would it be on?
How would me score it?
Would anyone want to take it?
Would it be makink any sense?
Lets give it a shot...
1.After using a toothpick you use it to clean your fingernails?
2.You pick you nose...
a.You then roll the excavated material into a hardened piece of nose
candy then flick it at an unsuspecting victim.
b.You feed it to your pet.
c.You nibble on it yourself.
d. Have done all of the above.
3. You use something other than a Q-tip or finger to vigorously clean out your ear canal.
4. You have peed on someone in the shower.
5. After mining your belly button for fluff, you casually toss the detritus on to the floor.
6. Sniff your armpits more than once a day.
7. Have gone out on a date without showering first.
8. Have farted under the covers and NOT smelled it.
9. Spit in someone's coffee or food.
10. Have played Rorschach test with toilet paper.
11. Examined your feces to see if it either looked or smelled anything like the meal you had yesterday.
12. Have tossed a used condom across the room and not looked for it later.
For guys only:
1. Tasted your own seminal fluid to see if it's as bad/salty/funky as women say it is.
2. Farted while recieving oral ratification (a la Mall Rats).
3. tried to give yourself head because you were too bored with masturbation.
For the ladies:
Ummmm, maybe not this time. Me might have been too offensive already
Me no hit rock bottom yet.
11 comments:
Can't take the quiz. I would score too high. I don't think I mentally progressed past 12. I laughed way too hard at those videos.
Here's the rules at my house: If I fart, it's cute. If Hubbs farts, it's gross, nasty and must be stopped. If I accidentally let an audible out in public, Hubbs needs to step forward and say "Excuse me." My favorite trick is to wander to an end cap on an aisle and then call Hubby over and tell him there is something cool he needs to see. He saunters over and I blow a horn for all to hear. He must say "Excuse me." Sometimes he ad libs and says things like "I don't know why I can't stop that in public."
Me not too hopeful about getting many responses to these questions.
Oops - I got the order mixed up...trying again...
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1.After using a toothpick you use it to clean your fingernails?
No I clean my nails with it first. Then I might get some tasty treats.
2.You pick you nose...
a.You then roll the excavated material into a hardened piece of nose
candy then flick it at an unsuspecting victim.
b.You feed it to your pet.
c.You nibble on it yourself.
d. Have done all of the above.
None of the above. I collect it. I'm making my own "version" of the world's largest rubber band ball.
3. You use something other than a Q-tip or finger to vigorously clean out your ear canal.
Does my puppy count?
4. You have peed on someone in the shower.
Again, does my puppy count?
5. After mining your belly button for fluff, you casually toss the detritus on to the floor.
No. I'm a collector. I'm making a pillow out of my fluff.
6. Sniff your armpits more than once a day.
No! Ew. There are so many good bits to sniff...I don't get a chance to do it more than once!
7. Have gone out on a date without showering first.
Whats a shower?
8. Have farted under the covers and NOT smelled it.
Well, I think thats impossible - everyone can smell it.
9. Spit in someone's coffee or food.
Thats my secret recipe.
10. Have played Rorschach test with toilet paper.
Whats toilet paper?
11. Examined your feces to see if it either looked or smelled anything like the meal you had yesterday.
Don't you get it yet? I collect it. I'm making a vase out of it. Should be ready to bake it soon.
12. Have tossed a used condom across the room and not looked for it later.
You look for things that you toss on your floor? Isn't that what the floor is for?
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Strange questions, Scary, but I guess if you weren't so tidy (as evidenced by these questions) your lair wouldn't look like it does.
When I finish laughing, I'll answer them... but how the hell do we score ourselves? A point for each thing we do? Or a point for each thing we don't do? And why isn't there a ladies section - I mean, if you're going to do a thing, for heaven's sake, do it! :0)
Okay. I've gone back through the questions, and um, yeah - No. LOL. No. But it did start me laughing again so I better move along...
Pinky~ What makes you think me be a tidy Monster. Me be guilty of most of these infractions. That where me be getting me material.
Karen~ You be right me should of put in a womans section, but me just couldn't think of anything. Besides, me were laughing too hard at this silliness to keep on typing. Next time me will consult you.
stumped.
I'm not answering any of those...I don't have to and you can't make me! besides I am laughing so hard from those videos..I can't put a coherant thought together...
I cannot answer those questions. I'm injured from laughing at the videos while eating and drinking. I am now well and truly choked and strangled and I doubt my sinuses will ever feel the same. I think my best bet would be to just give a straight "No" across the board, cut, and run. LOL!
...cut & run...does that mean she just farted and went into another room??..scary monster, you really are~! and i love it!! very honest...butm i have to wait for your 'woman questions', sorry!! hahaha...i'm laughing too hard to type now!
...actually, i think we all nust be 5 years old when we watch these ya know?
Scary Monster,
Have you ever read The RE/Search Guide to Bodily Fluids? It is very interesting, and gives statistics about how people wipe (front to back, back to front, side to side (?!?), and how people with many penile piercings urinate (sitting, leaning against the wall, etc). Illuminating.
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