Emoticons
Times there are when me words just don't express me feelings.
Blogger be giving us a new toy to play with.
Now Me gonna be using it to express me fundamental mental state.
Me be needing some giggles and me hopes that the vids provide some fun for you.
Strange, ain't it, how the silly misfortunes of others, even if painful be hillarious to the onlookers.
Me reckons that it be that little touch of mortality that lingers on the edge of all crashes.
Me has crashed into things, people and situations that at the time didn't seem funny, but left me in stiches in the aftermath.
Do you crash?
Me no have no training wheels.
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I crashed at about 6 this morning, when I started throwing up for the third time and my toddler was screaming and my husband had to go to work.
Sorry, my brain is too fried for any less literal interpretation at the moment. I know I do at other times, but my tummy hurts too bad to think about it. Stupid stomach flu.
Ma'am you shouldn't be commenting.
Go take care of yourself and regain yor health. As you stated on your blog, you gots work to do.
Be well.
It is not just others. I laugh at my own screw-ups more than anyone. I crack myself up and it is usually laughing at instead of with. What can I say? I am not the smoothest guy on Earth on a good day.
I got made fun of when I started blogging because of my use of emoticons, but =D and =P just convey so much more than lol or just kidding.
Crash? Me? That's like asking a Grizzly bear if he likes Salmon. Let's see...I've had 5 bike crashes, 8 inline skate crashes, 4 running wipe outs, 3 auto crashes, 1 boogey board wipe out, 1 surfing wipeout, a whitewater raft peeled on a rock in the middle of a river, and more than my fair share of snowboarding and skiing crashes. Funny stuff there!
I may walk into things if I'm in a rush.
I crash all the time, in one way or another. I just look around to make sure nobody saw it, dust off my britches, and get the heck out of there.:)
I took a nasty in-line skating spill onto the pavement and had to have my upper lip reconstructed at age 16. Miserable age to have a gimpy lip.
The less literal crashes are far too many to count, even if I wanted to, lol.
Me like your comments on D's blog so I had to come over and say hi.
Anna
Kanrei ~ Mama monster told me it was always better to laugh at yerself before others do.
Varient E ~ Damn. You be like some kind of action hero. Are you like, related to Evil Knieval?
Go slow lambkins, go very slow.
SJ Me likes the way that plays in me imagination.
Anna J~ Welcome to the Monster house. A gimpy lip at that time of life could be one of the reasons you became a romance writer.
Stomp for all and all for STOMP!
I had a steamy romance with a Crash Test Dummy once. Does that count?
Yeah it do, but only if you be wearing seat belts
I laughed my butt off at that last youTube. I hadn't seen that one. It's okay. I have the right. I'm The Accident Queen. One of my many accidents: Moving some computer equipment for a mortuary company in Phoenix. I was staring at the end of a cable I had in my hand. I slammed into the plate glass window instead of going out the door. I broke my nose in 3 places. My boss did not believe me and wondered why in I suddenly had 2 black eyes. At the end of day they bought us some beers. I drank three and set my nose in the ladies room and then had to drive home across town. YIKES! That hurt like a SOB.
THe next day my boss ragged me about my eyes and had some national HR dude call me and demand I go to a workman's comp clinic. They xrayed my nose - broken in 3 spots. The doc thought the set job was really good except for a little inset problem. Of course that was the 2nd time my nose had been broken.
:D especially the last one!
I flew over my bike a small year ago because whatever i was holding got stuck in my front wheel (damned me), i landed on my head in relative soft mud, about 40centimetres before the brick road started .. so in some way i was actually lucky
Me will call you raccoon corn dog from now on. You set your own nose? That must have taken quite a lot of intestinal fortitude. Me did it for a finger once and cried like a baby.
Paul~ Messy but at least you didn't hit the bricks.
Crash? My best friend got hit by a car this week. The funniest part about it was that it was his own car (he forgot to set the parking brake and it hit him and then a truck. His car managed to do some damage, going about 15 mph.)
It hurt like the dickens setting my own nose. I only did it because the first time I broke nose a plastic surgeon set it in the emergency room and that was even worse. They take xrays and then give you shots of Novocaine right in your nose. Then the doc does something really scientific like ram the blunt ends of 2 instruments up your nostrils and sets your nose. That hurts like the dickens. The second time I broke it, I saved myself thousands of dollars by drinking 3 beers, going in the ladies room and taking the palms of both of my hands and snapping my nose back into place. It hurt so bad I almost vomited, but it was set. And the xray at the workman's comp clinic later proved I did a pretty good job. It's still kind of crooked but I don't care.
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