Wednesday, February 28

The one and only incredibly Scary Monster.

You have to realize something very, very important.
This not be Me!!!
This is being Graham Roumieu's latest. "Me write Book"
He is being published. Me is not.
He is doing drawings. Me is not.
He be he and Me be me.
The very first time me heard of this man and him style were from Zambo.
Later Mayden contacted me about the very same thing. They were polite and inquisitive.
A recent e-mail was not. Me is simply the Scary Monster and Me ideas are me own. Me is not trying to take anything away from Mr. Roumieu. Me just doing me thing. Me want to read the book, but me don't have the chance as of yet. Me not be a plajer.. Plagiri.. Oh fuckit a copycat!!!!
And to the two girls who send me those wonderful pictures. Me can't post them, but me totally enjoys them. Flexible vixens. Me be astounded!
Me just doin what come naturally.

12 comments:

Mayden' s Voyage said...

LOL-
Hugs Scary Monster-

You be You,
And you Be good at it too!
Sorry if you remind us
A little of "Roumieu"-

But girls sending photos?
That be a NO-NO!
Be careful my friendy-
With vixens who are bendy!

(lol- I'm kidding!)

I'm sorry that "others",
Got you feathers fluffered-
Just ignore the dumb boozers-
You know they are losers!

'Cause, you be YOU-
We all know it's true...
And wether short, bald or hairy-
None are quite like you, "Scary"

-Mayden :)

Serena said...

Are you serious?! All I can think is that the gentleman be color blind. I no see no green on him nowhere. Me no know you but me KNOW you, you know what me mean? Scary be an original and that be that. Scary Monster responsible for me new way of talking, not Mr. Wish He Were A Romeo.

Unknown said...

If he is mad at you, then I suppose Cookie Monster should go after him since the entire "Me no" thing was his first. It is cliche monster talk. Screw him. Screw his fans. You are who you are and neither of you are the first to use "me" in that way.
You have the support of the entire Wayward Lemming House and there is always room for a monster wing.

Scary Monster said...

MAYDEN!!! Welcome home. How was your trip??? Thank you for the verse. It's better than recieveing an oscar.

SJ~ Me like the way you handle your vernacular. You get some extra large STOMPS and a high five too!Me left some old joke at VT maybe dey give you new ideas.


Kanrei! Yow you really know how to get to the heart of the matter.
The guy was actually disgusted about plagerism and me had to inform him that plagerism was the theft of someones written words, not mannerism or style.
Thanks you for all the support. Fla. Must have a lot of really cool people living there.

Serena said...

Thank you for those bitchen STOMPS, Scary. I'm glad I stopped back by, because I forgot to ask you earlier -- flexible vixens are sending you PICTURES?! Of WHAT? Has Big Mama seen them? Is she rounding up Kong and T-Rex and the rest of her militia to take some action? Sometimes me think me seen it all. Then I remember, me ain't seen nothin' yet.:)

Thanks for the VT stuff. Any time you want to send stuff, let 'er rip.

leelee said...

Fla..HAS a lot of neat people for sure..

Scary...you are one in a million...

f'em if they can't take a joke (did I just say that???) LOL STOMP!

Camille Alexa said...

Scary,

Is the Carrot new?

Anonymous said...

Actually me saw it on another blog and clicked on it. It took me to a site that was kinda fun, so I gave meself an award for being kinda Ho Hum yet readable.
What do you think?

tfg said...

I hate that, too. People are incessantly accusing me of plagiarizing Ms. Manners.

puerileuwaite said...

Scary, I'm proud of you for not letting the other green monster know as "Envy" loose. Living a good life is the best revenge, even if it's a royalty-free one.

BTW, I hold the record for making Miss Manners say "thank you" the most times in a 5-minute interval. I just thought TFG should know that.

Oh, and STOMP!

Scary Monster said...

tfg~ Me has seen your avatar here and there and me is very glad that you could fing the time to come by for a visit. Have you figured out how to get ht morons off the road yet?



puerileuwaite~ What were you doing to make her thank you so profusely? Be there a few "Oh, God puggers" interspersed between thanks?

Lady Prism said...

ya' hee! hee! hee! hee! hee!