What choo always wanted to know about monsters, but were afraid to ask.
Me mailbox be jumpin with an amazing amount of inquiries. Me ain't talkin about interrogatives pertaining to hair loss, the presupposed necessity of Viagra or the desire for an online degree in calcium anthropology. Me is bein queried on how Me became a monster. How Monsters celebrate Valentines day. Why Me would put meself in an envelope. As well as a number of other more personal questions that caused a few giggles and a bit of blushing; you can believe that. Me may not get back to all of the people who are leaving notes in Me mailbox, but Me promises you this. Iffin you leave your questions on Me blog with a link back to you Me will answer everything truthfully and with a modicum of efficacious absurdity.
6 comments:
Is it the fluff that makes the fluffy bunnies so scary or is it something in all rodents? Are bunnies monsters to monsters as well? How many year of Yoga did it take to fit into an envelope? What exactly to the large monsters have against Tokyo anyway?
Heh. I didn't know you were taking questions. I'd like to know the answer to the fluff question myself.:)
I'm delighted to hear that monsters blush. So sweet.
Kanrei~ Me believes that it be the pink in the eyes that strikes fear in all but their fellow rodents. The same could be said for albinos. The fluff is just devious camouflage used by bunnies to decieve children thereby gaining entrance into homes and government institutions. They don't need any subterfuge to get into commercial testing labs. It weren't Yoga, but rather an unseen steamroller that allowed me to aquire a two dimensional appearence.
As for the Tokyo question; I'll let you know as soon as I get there. STOMP
SJ ~Have there been any bunny sightings round your way?
littlebirdblue~ You'd blush too if you knew what some woman offered to do to me. Who sits at home and thinks of the stuff? That dude is really scary
Someone made an indecent proposal to the Scary Monster?! I am shocked, I tell you. Shocked. Actually, I'm not. It's the Internet, populated by all kinds. Personally, I'd rather deal with the Fluff Factor which, no, I haven't sighted any of lately. I think you have to be very good and very pure of heart for a very long time to be honored with Fluff Visitations.:)
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