Scary Me

There be many ways to display ones physical prowess besides knocking down buildings. Toppling ideas is certainly hard work, but Me get more satisfaction from edifying good things and fabulous ideas.
Although me may not look it, Me be a pretty fair dancer. Me enjoys music and sharing it with a partner can be lots of fun. Think about this, you might agree with me.
What is it about dancing that, when done well, can turn an ordinary being into an exceptional figure of grace and when done poorly can make a respectable person resemble a spastic, pregnant duck.
There are other things that are like this too, but we don’t offer those acts up for public scrutiny. Me saves me throaty singing for the shower and me never goes down to the picture shop to frame me artwork.
Many, many years ago Me found meself entertaining the idea to stand up on a stage and perform for people. Here's why. A colleague of mine was convinced that Me had the makings of a star (Me shoudda known better, he was a cook and the capitain of the shift crew) and were wasting me time in workin in a kitchen besides it was just a bit part and there were no need for rehearsal.
Me liked the idea of being in the limelight, but thought me was better situated in creating things behind the scenes. The last time Me did anything openly Me was chased away by frightened townspeople holding rakes and torches as well as other implements of constructive destruction. Me reluctantly and nervously entered the audition and proceeded to nibble me talons in great distress and consternation. Me din’t spend mor’n a minute doin me thing when the director thanked me and sent me on me way.
Downtrodden, but unsurprised me was walkin toward the stage door when me was approached by one of the production crew and asked to follow him. Puzzled, me wandered through the twisting turning hallways and doors untill me came to a room where men be sittin an smokin and gesticulating wildly.One of them calls me over and asks iffin Me don’t mind havin a part with no lines. Me wasn’t particular me just wanted to see what it be like to show folks a different side o’ me without them getting fearful and tryin to do me harm.
Me agreed and got the chance to become a fearsome hero of sorts. For no matter how scary me was the audience would cheer me on, hoping me would do me best to devour and gobble. the more me roared and lept and chased the happier poeple became. And me finale was greeted with loud cheers and furious applause. It was a time of good fun and one day me hopes to do it again.
There be nothin better than puttin a smile on a child’s face
Iffin you think about it me was perfect for the part. Can you guess what Me is?

Me can’t tell you the time of day. Me no clock.