Freudian Flips
Riddle me this...
What is it that a man does on two legs,
a dog does on three legs ,
and a woman does sitting down?
What is it that a dog does in your backyard, that when you step in it a strem of expletives burst from your mouth?
Where do women have the curliest hair?
Me no working today.
3 comments:
Hey there, Scary Monster.
I have been so out of the Blogging loop that it's not even funny...
I'm just getting ready to leave work and I thought I'd quickly check in...
I think the first riddle has two answers: the obvious is pee...and the more polite option is shake hands...
For the second, I'm gonna guess it's either poo or dig holes or bury stuff? Not 100% sure on that one...
For the third, I'm thinking Africa...or crotch...
Anyway, that's all I got.
Take care out there!
Your Pal,
Zambo.
Hey Zambo it's really good to hear from you again!!! Me was afraid you had run off to join the circus
I'm afraid to answer any of these because I know the answers won't be the obvious ones. But I can't wait to see what the answers are.
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