Hello, Dr. Freud.

Me not believing men has sex onna brain alla time.
Most times yup, but there be more things to life than the humpty hump.
Not supposed to let that info out. Me thinks that being a man is same as being a magician.
You gets a lifetime membership card and you is told not to reveal the secrets of society.
Me feeling rebellious and wiil state here for first time:

THE MALE COMMANDMENTS

1. 
   

   Thou shalt not adore any penis other than your own.

   
   


2. 
   

   Thou shall not choke the chicken in vain.

   
   


3. 
   

   Thou shall not bear false witness and get caught.

   
   


4. 
   

   Remember the vagina and keep it, wholly

   
   


5. 
   

   Thou shall support thy brothers in their quest.

   
   


6. 
   

   Thou shall not spill alcohol.

   
   


7. 
   

   Thou shall not admit to adultery

   
   


8. 
   

   Thou must never wear beer goggles.

   
   


9. 
   

   Remember the lie and use it carefully

   
   


10. 
    

    Thou shall pretend to un'nerstand women.

    
    

Me hoping Zeus don't find out and tie me to a rock.