Gender Blender
Like many people sitting in front of their compute Me is thinking about sex. Yes, sex that loveliest of all acts that, among other things, leads to messy hairdos and complicated silences.There have been inquiries as to me gender, but thankfully not me orientation. As Me was walkin' down to the tobacconists to purchase a package of sustenance, (monsters live on nicotine and no, quitting will not be on me resolutions) Me gave thought to the idea of gender.
Animals have it, language has it and most people have it as well. Me is thinking that the human spirit don' have no gender, indeed. Me has battled with Amazons who were as fierce as Marcel Maceau under police interrogation. Me once on a Halloween night many years ago, stood next to Marilyn Monroe while she was usining a urinal in a bar on Christopher st. Me knows women who rule and men who keep house and raise beautiful children. Gender is merely physical. Yes, Me knows about alla studies into the male/female mind and me has read why women can't read maps, but for every study you show me, Me can show you something to refute it-stalemate. STOMP.
Objects in me world are without pre-determined gender too. Me has owned and driven both male, female and nuter automobiles. Me present ride be male. Me previous van was very, very female and me woman drives an "Ant"(this me cannot explain at the moment). Me laptop here at home is female, but me has hidden her charms in manly attire.
So, what is me point? Huh? What is me point?
Me not all that sure there is a point other than at the top of me head.
Go on get out of here and get back to life! Live it like a fully actualized human or huwoman. Forget about which side your dress shirt buttons are on and dance like dervish while you still have time.
Animals have it, language has it and most people have it as well. Me is thinking that the human spirit don' have no gender, indeed. Me has battled with Amazons who were as fierce as Marcel Maceau under police interrogation. Me once on a Halloween night many years ago, stood next to Marilyn Monroe while she was usining a urinal in a bar on Christopher st. Me knows women who rule and men who keep house and raise beautiful children. Gender is merely physical. Yes, Me knows about alla studies into the male/female mind and me has read why women can't read maps, but for every study you show me, Me can show you something to refute it-stalemate. STOMP.
Objects in me world are without pre-determined gender too. Me has owned and driven both male, female and nuter automobiles. Me present ride be male. Me previous van was very, very female and me woman drives an "Ant"(this me cannot explain at the moment). Me laptop here at home is female, but me has hidden her charms in manly attire.
So, what is me point? Huh? What is me point?
Me not all that sure there is a point other than at the top of me head.
Go on get out of here and get back to life! Live it like a fully actualized human or huwoman. Forget about which side your dress shirt buttons are on and dance like dervish while you still have time.
Me trippin over me two left feet
15 comments:
Hmmm. There are worse things to talk/think about than sex. As for gender, um, I think you just gave up the jig. I mean, to me, use of a urinal indicates maleness. No?
Gender as applied to inanimate objects -- why DO we do that? We all do it, don't we? My car is definitely a girl. Anything that breaks down, balks, or sends me into fits is almost always referred to as a "he." It could just as easily be a she, but somehow the term SOB just fits better, you know?
Go now and dance like a dervish. I love that image and the philosophy behind it.
LOL!
What a joy you are...and your commenters!
My car is definitely a "he"- and I drive him wild. He loves to go fast, take sharp corners, rev the engine when Billy Idol growls (rock the cradle of love...)
I keep my hand on the stick shift...one day wondering what EXACTLY that meant???
I am in control...but he has all the speed. He keeps me moving...he makes me happy.
It is a partnership. Men make me happy- and make me weep.
Women soothe me- and I am a soother myself. (100% girl...trust me!)
Sometimes I feel liks such a fool...and blessed, and terribly - wonderfully loved...
I hope, in 2007, to be open to love- and closed to wanting to control. To be closed to rejection...to not see it or perceive it, or feel it.
Usually it is imagined.
I am my own worst enemy sometimes.
Scary Monster...I didn't mean to say all of these things to you :)
And yet...I did.
So- I leave them-
my best to you as one year ends, and another begins :)
SJ- (Soulfull Jamboree) Didn't mention how Me was usin it, Tee He He or why me was there inna first place, Yum!
Mrs.C The best way to stay in control of a man is to keep a good grip on his stick, uh Stickshift that is.
Happy new year to you and yours.
Mayden's Voyage, I love your style! And I love Billy Idol and RPMs and speed. I, alas, can't drive a stick shift for crap, though. In light of what SM just said, I may have to learn to do it better. LOL.
You're right, SM -- you didn't specify the usage. The mind boggles. Yowzer. Your SJ usage, now, rocks. I'm going to have to start keeping a list.:)
Enjoy the festivities all Scary Monster is on a walkabout for a few days. When Me returns me will regale you with stories of adventure and baccanalia...
STOMPS and KISSES
Serena Joy...
Happy New Year to you! :)
Driving a stick has more to do with feel and listening- let go of the "rules" and become one with the car...
(10-20 mph= 1st gear, 20-30= 2nd, 30 to 40= 3rd, 40-60= 4th...and if you have a 5th gear- don't take it unil you wind out at your desired speed :) 60 or better in my case :)
Grrrr...love a stick! :)
Ummm, I mean that in the sweetest and nicest way possible- in car terms :) I plead the 5th in all other manners...
ok, ok...I love a stick :) I gues it's obvious :P
LOL, MV. And Happy New Year to you!
SM, oh Savvy Mentor, enjoy your walkabout. And the baccanalia. Everyone deserves a good debauch every now and then. Kisses back at 'ya, but no stomps.:)
Scary Monster, where did you go? You vanished from my sidebar. You didn't like my link love? You should have said something, and you should have told us you can apparate.
I was totally convinced Scary Monster had a male appendage until SM mentioned which side a dress shirt buttons on. Now I'm not so sure.
There you are! I was looking for Scary Monster. You are Me No Blog. Scary Monster is very good at hide-n-seek!
My truck is a male, my guitars are females, and my computer is a kinky hermaphodite. What?
My old car was a bitch. . .that's for sure. My new car is a dude all the way. Goes way too fast and keeps my but warm all at the same time!
I absolutely love the way you write...you make me smile..even when you write of the darker side. I can relate to both.
My work car is neutral. My personal car is definately female. I drive like a male though!
You neutered your automobile?!?!
Jaysus! What will you do to that poor dog?
Even if I don't like his face...I hate to imagine.
Don't kill the dog!
xx
pinks
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